TOAST TOAST LIFE’S THE MOST
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I wake up in the morning, hear the toaster pop,
Golden brown slices, yeah, they never flop.
Spreadin’ butter, honey, oh, what a dream,
Lay on the cream, you know what I mean?
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Toast! Toast! Life’s the most,
When you’re butterin’ it coast to coast.
Jammin’ with jams, it’s no mistake,
This loaf’s so fine, it makes me quake!
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90+ Toastally Funny Toast Puns And Jokes
Welcome, pun lovers, to the crisp and crunchy world of toast puns! I hope you’re ready to spread some laughter, because things are about to get butter here. Whether you’re a fan of lightly toasted or a fan of the full-on char, I’ve got puns that will have you feeling all warm and toasty inside. Let’s not loaf around—let’s dive into some punny puns and jokes that’s the toast of… 90+ Toastally Funny Toast Puns And JokesRead more
