Tag: pea joke

PEA PUN SONG
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Pee puns, rollin’ off my tongue,
Fresh and snappy, never overdone.
We’re two of a kind, just pod and me,
Pee puns, poppin’ out so naturally!
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What do you get when you swallow peas?
You get inner peas!
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What’s a dad’s favorite pea?
Peas and quiet! (peace!!!)
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What do you call a silly pea?
Do-pea!
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How do you make a blueberry?
You strangle a pea! (oh no!!!)