KETCHUP ON KETCHUP
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You can keep your mayo, your fancy aioli,
Don’t even try me with guacamole.
Mustard’s a bust, B.B.Q’s meh,
But I’ll take ketchup ’til my last breath!
On fries, on burgers, even on toast,
No need to judge, it’s what I love the most.
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I’m puttin’ ketchup on ketchup, yeah, it’s my dream,
A double-red layer, know what I mean?
No need for fancy flavors, just let me be,
Ketchup on ketchup is the life for me!
Tag: funny ketchup pun
From My Head Tomatoes – A Ketchup Lover’s Song
FROM MY HEAD TOMA-TOES
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Rise and shine, I reach for the bottle,
Ketchup on eggs, that’s my breakfast model.
I don’t need no mustard, no mayo for me,
I’m a ketchup lover, it’s my destiny!
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I love ketchup from my head toma-toes,
I’ll be pourin’ it on, wherever I goes!
Hot dog, fries, burgers, too,
Ketchup’s the key to all that I do!
