Beaver Believer – A Beaver Love Song

BEAVER BELIEVER

I got a dam good feeling, oh, it’s gnawin’ at my heart,
Got a little log jam love that’s tearin’ me apart.
He’s got those big front teeth and that tail so flat,
I’m a beaver believer, no doubt about that!

I’m a beaver believer, building love like a pro,
Can’t dam my feelings, let the river flow!
Chewin’ up my worries, gnawin’ through the night,
With my busy beaver baby, everything’s all right.

Beaver Pun Song – A Song With Beaver Puns and Jokes

BEAVER PUN SONG

We’re stackin’ up laughs with some beaver puns,
Chewin’ through troubles ’til the work gets done.
With a tail slap here and a chomp for fun,
Life’s better together with these beaver puns!

What did the beaver say when his home caught fire?
Hot Dam!

What did the beaver say to the tree?
It’s been nice gnawing you!

What did the beaver say to his honey?
What wood I do without you?

What do you call a hip hop beaver?
A beat-ver!!

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