BACON PUN SONG
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We’re bacon puns and having fun,
Sizzlin’ love ’til the day is done!
Tasty laughs you just can’t hide,
I’m bacon puns, feeling all right!!!
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Why did the pig start to sizzle?
He felt like bacon.
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How do pigs get around?
In pig-up trucks.
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What’s bacon’s favorite movie?
Grease.
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What did bacon say to the tomato?
Lettuce get together.