BERRY PUN SONG
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Berry puns, are jammin’ all day,
Making me happy in a juicy way!
For giggly laughs, they’re second to none,
Berry puns, yeah! turn on the fun!
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Why was the berry by himself?
Because the banana split!.
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Why are berries never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches! (uh huh!!!)
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What do you call a berry on a windy day?
Blew.berry!
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What type of berry sucks?
A straw.berry! (that sucks!!!)
Tag: fruit song
Pineapple Pun Song – A Juicy Song With Pineapple Puns
SMELLS LIKE TEEN LAUNDRY
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Pineapple puns, the zest of the bunch,
Serving up smiles with a tangy crunch.
Crown on top, we’re feeling so fine,
Pineapple puns, they’ll always shine!
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Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice!
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Why did the pineapple giggle?
It was pricklish. (so ticklish)
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Why did the pineapple blush?
It saw the salad dressing!
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Why was the pineapple alone?
Because the banana split. (uh huh)
