Tag: foodie joke

I SPEAK-GHETTI
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Macaroni, you bend so fine,
Curvy, cheesy, you’re so divine,
Covered in cheese, you steal the show,
My Pasta star, that’s how you glow!
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Oh Ravioli, you pack a punch,
Full of flavor, dinner or lunch,
Bite into you, you’re pure delight,
Every pocket’s a tasty bite!
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I speak speak-ghetti, noodle’s my jam,
I gobble, I munch, just watch me cram,
Twistin’ spinnin’, I twirl with grace,
Slurp up the fun, no time to waste!!
My mouth’s too full, I start to mumble,
Mamma mia, my words they stumble,
Cheesy saucy, my speak is a mess,
I speak speak-ghetti, no need to stress!