MUFFIN PUN SONG
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Muffin puns, they’re baked just right,
Soft and warm, a real delight.
A sprinkle of joy tickles the heart,
Muffin puns let the giggles start!
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Why do giants use clouds to make muffins?
To make them light and fluffy!
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What do you call a useless muffin?
Good for muffin! (uh huh!!!)
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Why did the muffin get a job?
It kneaded some dough!
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What kind of muffin flies?
Plane ones! (so plane !!!)
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Ketchup On Ketchup – A Song For Ketchup Lovers
KETCHUP ON KETCHUP
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You can keep your mayo, your fancy aioli,
Don’t even try me with guacamole.
Mustard’s a bust, B.B.Q’s meh,
But I’ll take ketchup ’til my last breath!
On fries, on burgers, even on toast,
No need to judge, it’s what I love the most.
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I’m puttin’ ketchup on ketchup, yeah, it’s my dream,
A double-red layer, know what I mean?
No need for fancy flavors, just let me be,
Ketchup on ketchup is the life for me!
Cheese Pun Song – A Cheesy Song With Puns And Jokes
CHEESE PUN SONG
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Life is gooda with cheesy puns!
Betta with cheddar, second to none,
No holey fun, swiss as can be,
To have a grate day, cheesy puns… for me!
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What kind of cheese do beavers eat?
E…dam.
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What do you call cheesy music?
R and Bree. (ooo yeah)
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Who makes the best cheese music?
Bree.yon.say.
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How does a cheese say no?
I diss a brie. (no no no)
Beaver Believer – A Beaver Love Song
BEAVER BELIEVER
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I got a dam good feeling, oh, it’s gnawin’ at my heart,
Got a little log jam love that’s tearin’ me apart.
He’s got those big front teeth and that tail so flat,
I’m a beaver believer, no doubt about that!
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I’m a beaver believer, building love like a pro,
Can’t dam my feelings, let the river flow!
Chewin’ up my worries, gnawin’ through the night,
With my busy beaver baby, everything’s all right.
Sun Pun Song – A Sunny Hot Song With Sun Puns
SUN PUN SONG
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Sun puns, shining oh so bright,
Giggly laughs in golden delight.
No clouds here, just rays of fun,
Sun puns, oh! fun for everyone!
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Why is the sun so easy to carry?
Because it’s very light!
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What does nitrogen become when the sun comes up?
Day-trogen! (uh huh!!!)
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What did the sun say in the morning?
Nice to heat you!
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Why did Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot! (so hot!!)
Knot Your Average Snack – A Knotty Pretzel Song
KNOT YOUR AVERAGE SNACK
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Chips are fine, but they’re not the deal,
Crackers? Please, they’re just no real appeal.
When I’m hungry, I need something bold,
Pretzels are the snack that never gets old!
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Knot your average snack, no, not today,
Twisted and crunchy, I’m here to say,
Forget the chips, forget the crackers,
Pretzels are the ones, they’re the real snackers!
Bacon Pun Song – A Tasty Song With Bacon Puns
BACON PUN SONG
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We’re bacon puns and having fun,
Sizzlin’ love ’til the day is done!
Tasty laughs you just can’t hide,
I’m bacon puns, feeling all right!!!
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Why did the pig start to sizzle?
He felt like bacon.
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How do pigs get around?
In pig-up trucks.
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What’s bacon’s favorite movie?
Grease.
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What did bacon say to the tomato?
Lettuce get together.
Spice It Up – A Tasty Song Celebrating Spice
SPICE IT UP!
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I’m feelin’ chili, let’s fire this dish,
Garlic the mood with a savory wish.
Now don’t be plain, don’t bore me with rice,
Let’s sage the moment – it’s bold or it’s twice!
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Turn up the heat, yeah, give it some zing!
Salt and pepper, we’re ready to swing!
Don’t let it simmer, don’t let it slide,
Spice is the secret to life’s wild ride!
Wasp Pun Song – A Buzzy Song With Wasp Puns
WASP PUN SONG
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Wasp puns buzzin’ in the hive today,
Zig-zag flyin’, makin’ humans sway.
Wasps the buzz? wasp happening?
Wasp puns, stingin’ with a giggly zing!
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What do you call a wasp in poop?
A sting-ker!
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Where do sick wasps go?
The waspital, of course! (uh huh)
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What do wasps put on their sushi?
Wasp-sabi!
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How do you tell a wasp to mind its own business?
Buzz off! (buzz off!!!)
Lettuce Turnip The Beet – A Veggie Party Song
LETTUCE TURNIP THE BEET
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Carrots cuttin’ shapes, movin’ with speed,
Cukes stay chill, but they got that steez.
Peppers poppin’, spicin’ up the spot,
Mushrooms groovin’, moonwalkin’ a lot!
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Lettuce turnip the beet, let’s go!
Mic on blast, now steal the show!
Keep it fresh, keep it clean,
Veggies cool, you know what I mean!
