Tag: condiment song

KETCHUP ON KETCHUP
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You can keep your mayo, your fancy aioli,
Don’t even try me with guacamole.
Mustard’s a bust, B.B.Q’s meh,
But I’ll take ketchup ’til my last breath!
On fries, on burgers, even on toast,
No need to judge, it’s what I love the most.
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I’m puttin’ ketchup on ketchup, yeah, it’s my dream,
A double-red layer, know what I mean?
No need for fancy flavors, just let me be,
Ketchup on ketchup is the life for me!