Cheese Pun Song – A Cheesy Song With Puns And Jokes

CHEESE PUN SONG

Life is gooda with cheesy puns!
Betta with cheddar, second to none,
No holey fun, swiss as can be,
To have a grate day, cheesy puns… for me!

What kind of cheese do beavers eat?
E…dam.

What do you call cheesy music?
R and Bree. (ooo yeah)

Who makes the best cheese music?
Bree.yon.say.

How does a cheese say no?
I diss a brie. (no no no)

You’re My Extra Cheese – A Cheesy Love Song

YOU’RE MY EXTRA CHEESE

Baby, you’re my pepperoni dream,
Hot and fresh, you make my heart scream.
Like gooey mozzarella on a Friday night,
With every bite, you feel so right.
You’re the dip to my nacho, the sauce on my fry,
When I see your face, I just wanna cry.
But in a good way, you know what I mean!
‘Coz loving you feels like melted cuisine.

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