WASP PUN SONG
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Wasp puns buzzin’ in the hive today,
Zig-zag flyin’, makin’ humans sway.
Wasps the buzz? wasp happening?
Wasp puns, stingin’ with a giggly zing!
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What do you call a wasp in poop?
A sting-ker!
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Where do sick wasps go?
The waspital, of course! (uh huh)
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What do wasps put on their sushi?
Wasp-sabi!
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How do you tell a wasp to mind its own business?
Buzz off! (buzz off!!!)
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Fumble Bee – A Funny Song About A Clumsy Bee
FUMBLE BEE
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There’s a bee a buzzin’, he not too smooth,
Got two left wings, he got no groove.
When he tries to land, he makes a guess,
Every time he misses, oh what a mess!
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He’s the Fumble Bee, bouncin’ off the trees,
Knockin over honey jars, scrapin his knees.
Fumblin ‘round the meadow, bumblin through the leaves,
Life is tricky for the Fumble Bee!
Spider Pun Song – A Song With Spider Puns And Jokes
SPIDER PUN SONG
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Arach n Rollin, spinnin’ all night,
Eight legs groovin’, everything’s tight!
Caught in the rhythm, no need to run
Wrapped up in silk and spider puns!
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What did the spider say to the fly?
Pleased to eat you!
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What do you get when you cross a spider and corn?
Cobwebs.
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How do spiders communicate on the internet?
They use their webcam.
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What does a spider do when he gets angry?
He goes up the wall.
Bee Pun Song – A Buzzy Song With Bee Puns And Jokes
BEE PUN SONG
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Bee puns, bee puns, buzzing all day!
Oozin with fun in a honey-sweet way.
Hive no doubt, we’re gonna have fun,
Life’s just buzzin with a good bee pun!
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Why do bees hum?
They always forget the words.
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Why did the bee get married?
He found his honey!!!
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What’s a bee’s favourite Shakespeare quote?
TO BEE OR NOT TO BEE
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What do you say to a prankster bee?
Quit pollen my leg.
80+ Firefly Puns And Jokes To Spark Laughter
Fireflies, or lightning bugs, are bioluminescent winged beetles. They use their light to communicate with other fireflies, usually to find mates. When a male firefly wants to call for a mate, he flashes his blinky behind every six seconds or so near the ground since most female fireflies can’t fly. The female firefly finds the male, and if they’re both from the same species…whoo! Sparks will fly! Fireflies are also,… 80+ Firefly Puns And Jokes To Spark LaughterRead more
95+ Wasp Puns And Jokes To Keep You Buzzing With Laughter
Hey there! Wasp up? What’s buzzin’? Need a pick me up? We’ve plenty of wasp puns and jokes in store today to keep you flying high! But before that, we’ve got a few fun facts about these little sting -kers. Did you know that wasps are very smart creatures? Wasps are so smart that they have been proven to recognize other wasps from their special facial patterns. Wasps can actually… 95+ Wasp Puns And Jokes To Keep You Buzzing With LaughterRead more
