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Enjoy a gulp of soda puns and jokes in this Soda Pun Song!
SODA PUN SONG
Chorus
Soda puns, fizzin’ all night,
Poppin’ off bubbles, feelin’ so right.
We’re sippin’, laughin’, can’t get enough,
Soda puns, yeah, we’re bubblin’ up!
Verse 1
What do you call a soda scientist?
A fizzy-cist!
Why do people like fizzy drinks?
They’re soda-licious!
what do you call a soda that’s not so smart?
So-dum!
What kind of soda do little dogs like?
Pup-si cola!
Chorus
Soda puns, fizzin’ all night,
Poppin’ off bubbles, feelin’ so right.
We’re sippin’, laughin’, can’t get enough,
Soda puns, yeah, we’re bubblin’ up!
Verse 2
Why did the fizzy need therapy?
Everything felt soda-pressing!
What type of music do sodas like?
Pop Of course!
Why didn’t anyone laugh at my soda joke?
Everyone thought it was uncanny.
What subject do sodas like in school?
Physics!
[Bridge]
You Fanta know, I’m rootin’ for you,
Don’t cola it quits, just push on through!
Life’s a bit Sprite-ty , it’s got some zest,
With soda puns, we’re poppin’ the best!
Chorus
Soda puns, fizzin’ all night,
Poppin’ off bubbles, feelin’ so right.
We’re sippin’, laughin’, can’t get enough,
Soda puns, yeah, we’re bubblin’ up!
Verse 3
What’s the best day to drink soda?
Thirst-day!
What type of soda goes Quack?
So-duck!
What type of soda do the guardians of the galaxy like?
Grooot beer!
What kind of soda do frogs like?
Croak-a-cola!
Chorus
Soda puns, fizzin’ all night,
Poppin’ off bubbles, feelin’ so right.
We’re sippin’, laughin’, can’t get enough,
Soda puns, yeah, we’re bubblin’ up!
Repeat Chorus
Soda puns, yeah, we’re bubblin’ up!
Soda puns, yeah, we’re bubblin’ up!
