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This is a wooly fun sheep pun song!
SHEEP PUN SONG
Chorus
Sheep puns, we’re never baaad,
The wooliest laughs you’ve ever had!
Don’t run away, flock to the fun,
We’re grazing all day on sheep puns!
Verse 1
What do you call an exploding sheep?
A baaaaaaamb. (ooooo)
What do sheep use to measure something?
A wooler.
How do sheep stay in touch?
They use ewww.mail! (you got mail)
Why did the sheep start a band?
To make some serious baaaaass!
Chorus
Sheep puns, we’re never baaad,
The wooliest laughs you’ve ever had!
Don’t run away, flock to the fun,
We’re grazing all day on sheep puns!
Verse 2
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa! (yummy)
What’s a sheep’s favorite instrument?
The baaaaagpipes!
Why was the sheep grumpy?
He was in a baaaaaaaad moooooood. (uh huh)
Where did the sheep get a haircut?
The baaahhh-ber shop!
Chorus
Sheep puns, we’re never baaad,
The wooliest laughs you’ve ever had!
Don’t run away, flock to the fun,
We’re grazing all day on sheep puns!
Verse 3
Where do sheep take a bath?
In a baaaath tub! (rub-a-dub-dub)
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
How many sheep does it take to knit a sweater?
Don’t be silly – sheep can’t knit! (duhhh)
What do you call a dancing sheep?
A baaaa-lerina!
Chorus
Sheep puns, we’re never baaad,
The wooliest laughs you’ve ever had!
Don’t run away, flock to the fun,
We’re grazing all day on sheep puns!
Repeat Chorus
