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Here’s a fun song celebrating peas!
PEA PUN SONG
Chorus
Pea puns, rollin’ off my tongue,
Fresh and snappy, never overdone.
We’re two of a kind, just pod and me,
Pea puns, poppin’ out so naturally!
Verse 1
What do you get when you swallow peas?
You get inner peas!
What’s a dad’s favorite pea?
Peas and quiet! (peace!!!)
What do you call a silly pea?
Do-pea!
How do you make a blueberry?
You strangle a pea! (oh no!!!)
Chorus
Pea puns, rollin’ off my tongue,
Fresh and snappy, never overdone.
We’re two of a kind, just pod and me,
Pea puns, poppin’ out so naturally!
Verse 2
What did the alien say to the pea?
We come in peas!
What doo peas want?
Peas on earth! (peace on earth!!!)
Why did peas jump out of an airplane?
They wanted to be air pods!
What did the boy pea say to the girl pea?
Peas be mine!! (so sweet!!!)
Chorus
Pea puns, rollin’ off my tongue,
Fresh and snappy, never overdone.
We’re two of a kind, just pod and me,
Pea puns, poppin’ out so naturally!
Verse 3
Why were the peas unpopular?
They were always cree-pea!!
What do you call an angry pea?
Grum-pea!! (so grumpy!!!)
What was the farmer’s favorite novel?
War and peas!!
What did the veggie say to the smelly pea?
Pea-ewww!!! (pee eww!!)
Chorus
Pea puns, rollin’ off my tongue,
Fresh and snappy, never overdone.
We’re two of a kind, just pod and me,
Pea puns, poppin’ out so naturally!
Repeat Chorus
Have a happy… happy… happy… day!!!
