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Here’s a fun song about a wannabe melon millionaire!
MELONAIRE
Verse 1
I wanna be a melon-aire, so freakin’ bad,
Golden rind, top of the fruit stand!
Chillin’ in a fridge with the finest crew,
No cheap fruit cup I’m a top-shelf dew!
Oh, seedless life, yeah, that’s my dream,
Rolling rich in the melon scene!
No barcode, no discount sign,
Luxury fruit yeah, I’m so prime!
Chorus
‘Cause every time I roll on by,
Oranges and apples sigh,
Drippin’ juice, you know I own the air,
I’m livin’ large, I’m a melon-aire!
Ohhh, ohhh, I’m a melon-aire!
Verse 2
Got a rind so thick, I can’t be bruised,
Sippin’ on nectar, never gettin’ juiced!
Fruit bowl throne, I make the rules,
Honeydews bow, ’cause they know I’m cool!
No fruit salad, I stand alone,
Caviar seeds on a diamond throne!
No price tag, I’m off the charts,
A-list fruit with a five-star heart!
Chorus
‘Cause every time I roll on by,
Oranges and apples sigh,
Drippin’ juice, you know I own the air,
I’m livin’ large, I’m a melon-aire!
Ohhh, ohhh, I’m a melon-aire!
Verse 3
Ain’t gettin’ sliced, ain’t gettin’ canned,
Living ripe, just like I planned!
Juicy dreams without a care,
One day, I’ll be a melon-aire!
Oh, roll me up in luxury,
Silver spoons and smoothie fees!
No fruit stand, no bargain bin,
Only V.I.P I always win!
Chorus
‘Cause every time I roll on by,
Oranges and apples sigh,
Drippin’ juice, you know I own the air,
I’m livin’ large, I’m a melon-aire!
Ohhh, ohhh, I’m a melon-aire!
Repeat Chorus
Ohhh, ohhh, I’m a melon-aire!
I’m a melon-aire!
