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Here’s a ditty for all you ketchup lovers!
KETCHUP ON KETCHUP
Verse 1
You can keep your mayo, your fancy aioli,
Don’t even try me with guacamole.
Mustard’s a bust, B.B.Q’s meh,
But I’ll take ketchup ’til my last breath!
On fries, on burgers, even on toast,
No need to judge, it’s what I love the most.
Chorus
I’m puttin’ ketchup on ketchup, yeah, it’s my dream,
A double-red layer, know what I mean?
No need for fancy flavors, just let me be,
Ketchup on ketchup is the life for me!
Verse 2
Breakfast, lunch, dinner—it’s all the same,
If there’s no ketchup, my soul’s in pain.
I’d swim in a pool of that sweet red gold,
My love for ketchup will never grow old.
On eggs, on pasta, heck, on ice cream,
You might think it’s weird, but it’s the ultimate dream!
Chorus
I’m puttin’ ketchup on ketchup, yeah, it’s my dream,
A double-red layer, know what I mean?
No need for fancy flavors, just let me be,
Ketchup on ketchup is the life for me!
Verse 3
At the drive-thru, I’m a ketchup hoarder,
“Extra packets, please,” I place my order.
Caught red-handed? Yeah, I confess,
But without ketchup, life’s just a mess!
On tacos, on sushi—go ahead, stare,
But nothing tastes better than ketchup everywhere!
Chorus
I’m puttin’ ketchup on ketchup, yeah, it’s my dream,
A double-red layer, know what I mean?
No need for fancy flavors, just let me be,
Ketchup on ketchup is the life for me!
Repeat Chorus
Ketchup on ketchup, the ultimate feat,
A love so pure, it just can’t be beat.
ketchup on ketchup
ketchup on ketchup
