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If you like cheese puns and jokes in song… here’s a fun one!
CHEESE PUN SONG
Chorus
Life is gouda with cheesy puns!
Betta with cheddar, second to none,
No holey fun, swiss as can be,
To have a grate day, cheesy puns… for me!
Verse 1
What kind of cheese do beavers eat?
E…dam.
What do you call cheesy music?
R & Brie!
Who makes the best cheese music?
Brie-yonce!
How does a cheese say no?
I diss-a-brie!
Chorus
Life is gouda with cheesy puns!
Betta with cheddar, second to none,
No holey fun, swiss as can be,
To have a grate day, cheesy puns… for me!
Verse 2
What do cheese lovers do?
They curdle!
What did Shakespeare say about cheese?
To brie or not to brie!
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda!
Why was the cheese so popular?
He was mozza really cute!
Chorus
Life is gouda with cheesy puns!
Betta with cheddar, second to none,
No holey fun, swiss as can be,
To have a grate day, cheesy puns… for me!
Verse 3]
How can you tell when a cheese is sad?
They get kinda blue!
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve!
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s…… hole-y!
What happened after a cheese exploded?
All that was left was the brie!
Chorus
Life is gouda with cheesy puns!
Betta with cheddar, second to none,
No holey fun, swiss as can be,
To have a grate day, cheesy puns… for me!
Repeat Chorus
cheesy puns… for me!
cheesy puns… for me!
cheesy puns… for meeeeee!
