BREAD PUN SONG
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Bread puns, yeah, they rise to the top,
For giggly laughs, I need it non-stop.
Don’t you worry, the fun’s on a roll,
Bread puns, oh they butter my soul!
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What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
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Why are bread jokes always funny?
Because they never get mold! (uh huh!!)
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What does bread say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
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What did the bread say to the muffin?
I loaf you dough much! (So sweet!!)
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Hello Yellow – A Happy Song Celebrating Yellow
HELLO YELLOW
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Hello yellow, you’re bright as can be,
Golden like honey from a busy bee.
Banana nana, you’ve got appeal,
Your smile is sunshine, that’s for real!
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Hello yellow, you light up my life,
Your every shade feels warm and right.
From lemons to daisies, you always surprise,
Hello yellow, the zest in my life!
Shark Pun Song – A Song With Shark Puns And Jokes
SHARK PUN SONG
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Shark puns… they’re jawsome fun,
For giggly laughs, they’re second to none.
So have some fin, or have some fun,
Let’s take a bite, of shark puns!!
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What happened when the shark got famous?
He became a starfish!
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What do sharks order at McDonald’s?
A quarter flounder with cheese! (uh huh!!)
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Where do sharks go on vacation?
Fin-land!
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How does a shark greet a fish?
Pleased to eat you! (oh! oh!!!)
Taco Tragedy – A Funny Song About A Crumbled Taco
TACO TRAGEDY
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Taco in my hand, looking so neat,
Loaded with goodies I’m ready to eat.
Then crack! oh no, what do I see?
You’re falling apart in front of me!
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Taco, oh taco, hold it together!
I wanted a snack, not a food disaster!
Lettuce is leaping, beef’s on the run,
My taco’s crumblin, becoming undone!
Beaver Pun Song – A Song With Beaver Puns and Jokes
BEAVER PUN SONG
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We’re stackin’ up laughs with some beaver puns,
Chewin’ through troubles ’til the work gets done.
With a tail slap here and a chomp for fun,
Life’s better together with these beaver puns!
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What did the beaver say when his home caught fire?
Hot Dam!
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What did the beaver say to the tree?
It’s been nice gnawing you!
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What did the beaver say to his honey?
What wood I do without you?
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What do you call a hip hop beaver?
A beat-ver!!
Yolk It Up – A Funny Song With Egg Puns And Jokes
YOLK IT UP!
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Oh, the yellow yolk, so bright and bold,
A sunny side up, worth its weight in gold.
Crack a smile, it’s egg-cellent delight,
In the breakfast club, you’re the star of the night.
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Yolk it up, don’t let it break,
Sunny days are here, make no mistake.
Scramble your worries, fry up the cheer,
It’s not a yolk! the fun-shine is here!
Soda Pun Song – A Fizzy Song With Puns And Jokes
SODA PUN SONG
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Soda puns, fizzin’ all night,
Poppin’ off bubbles, feelin’ so right.
We’re sippin’, laughin’, can’t get enough,
Soda puns, yeah, we’re bubblin’ up!
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What do you call a soda scientist?
A fizzy-cist!
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Why do people like fizzy drinks?
They’re soda-licious!
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what do you call a soda that’s not so smart?
So-dum!
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What kind of soda do little dogs like?
Pup-si cola!
Be A Tryger – A Positive Song About Never Giving Up
BE A TRYGER
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They said, “You can’t do it, you’re just too small,”
“You’ll never win, you’ll trip and fall.”
But I took a step, then two, then three,
Now watch me roar – I believe in me!
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Just Be a Try-ger, never give up!
Always be positive, and show your stuff.
With stripes of courage, a heart so strong…
Just Be a Try-ger!! And sing your song!!!
Sheep Pun Song – A Song With Sheep Puns And Jokes
SHEEP PUN SONG
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Sheep puns, we’re never baaad,
The wooliest laughs you’ve ever had!
Don’t run away, flock to the fun,
We’re grazing all day on sheep puns!
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What do you call an exploding sheep?
A baaaaaaamb. (ooooo)
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What do sheep use to measure something?
A wooler.
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How do sheep stay in touch?
They use ewww.mail! (you got mail)
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Why did the sheep start a band?
To make some serious baaaaass!
Fumble Bee – A Funny Song About A Clumsy Bee
FUMBLE BEE
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There’s a bee a buzzin’, he not too smooth,
Got two left wings, he got no groove.
When he tries to land, he makes a guess,
Every time he misses, oh what a mess!
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He’s the Fumble Bee, bouncin’ off the trees,
Knockin over honey jars, scrapin his knees.
Fumblin ‘round the meadow, bumblin through the leaves,
Life is tricky for the Fumble Bee!
