SEAL PUN SONG
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Seal puns oh! we’re clappin all day,
Goin arp arp arp, in a flippery way.
Life’s a splash, under the sun,
Seal puns yeah, fun’s just begun!!!
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What’s a seal’s favorite musical key?
Seal minor!
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Why do seals get fat?
They sea…food… eat!! (mmm yummy!!!)
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What did the ocean say to the seal?
Long time no sea!!!
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Why is a seal funny?
It’s always seal-ly!! (so silly!!)
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Rocket And Roll – A Rockin Fun Rock Song
ROCKET AND ROLL
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Been stuck on the ground for way too long,
Engines are rumblin’, feelin’ so strong.
Houston keeps tellin’ me, “Take it slow,”
But I was built to rocket and roll!
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Rocket and roll, let’s burn up the sky,
Zero-G dancin’, we’re flying high!
Blastin’ off, it’s time to explode,
We Rocket and roll in overload!
Berry Pun Song – A Berry Funny Song
BERRY PUN SONG
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Berry puns, are jammin’ all day,
Making me happy in a juicy way!
For giggly laughs, they’re second to none,
Berry puns, yeah! turn on the fun!
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Why was the berry by himself?
Because the banana split!.
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Why are berries never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches! (uh huh!!!)
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What do you call a berry on a windy day?
Blew.berry!
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What type of berry sucks?
A straw.berry! (that sucks!!!)
Melonaire – Funny Song About A Wannabe Millionaire
MELONAIRE
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I wanna be a melon-aire, so freakin’ bad,
Golden rind, top of the fruit stand!
Chillin’ in a fridge with the finest crew,
No cheap fruit cup I’m a top-shelf dew!
Oh, seedless life, yeah, that’s my dream,
Rolling rich in the melon scene!
No barcode, no discount sign,
Luxury fruit yeah, I’m so prime!
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‘Cause every time I roll on by,
Oranges and apples sigh,
Drippin’ juice, you know I own the air,
I’m livin’ large, I’m a melon-aire!
Ohhh, ohhh, I’m a melon-aire!
Pea Pun Song – A Funny Song With Pea Puns And Jokes
PEA PUN SONG
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Pee puns, rollin’ off my tongue,
Fresh and snappy, never overdone.
We’re two of a kind, just pod and me,
Pee puns, poppin’ out so naturally!
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What do you get when you swallow peas?
You get inner peas!
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What’s a dad’s favorite pea?
Peas and quiet! (peace!!!)
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What do you call a silly pea?
Do-pea!
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How do you make a blueberry?
You strangle a pea! (oh no!!!)
Butter Believe It – A Fun Song Celebrating Butter
BUTTER BELIEVE IT
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I woke up this mornin’, got my toast in the pan,
Spreadin’ that butter, ‘cause I’m a butter fan.
With a dash of jam, it’s a breakfast delight,
Butter believe it, it’s gonna be a good bite!
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Butter believe it, I’m on a roll,
Can’t stop spreadin’ this buttery goal.
I’m toastin’ to the good life, that golden cheer,
Butter believe it, yellow fun is here!
Tofu Pun Song – A Funny Song With Tofu Puns And Jokes
TOFU PUN SONG
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We’re cooking up laughs with tofu puns,
Whipping up joy, so squishy and fun.
When the recipe’s mushy, we’ll make it well-done,
We’re dishing up giggles, with a tofu pun!
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What kind of self defence do bean curds use?
Kung Tofu!
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Why don’t people like vegan jokes?
They’re tasteless!
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Why did the tofu cross the road?
Because it wasn’t chicken!
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What do tofu philosophers say?
Tofu or not tofu!
Turtley Awesome – A Fun Turtle Song
TURTLEY AWESOME
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I’m feeling slo mo, that’s just my style,
I may look chill but I’m really wild.
What the shell man, let’s take it easy,
With my turtle groove, life’s always breezy!
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Oh, I’m turtley awesome, can’t you see?
I go with the flow , I’m livin’ carefree.
Let’s shell-ebrate dude, and have a blast,
Spe-shell moments, let’s make ’em last!
Planet Pun Song – A Song With Planet Puns And Jokes
PLANET PUN SONG
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Planet puns, oh they’re floating free,
Drifting through space no gravity.
Laughin’ in orbit, shinin’ so bright,
Planet puns, yeah! a cosmic delight!
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What type of songs do planets sing?
Nap-Tunes!
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What planet poops a lot?
Poopiter! (so poopy!!)
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What is an alien’s favourite chocolate?
Mars bar!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto! (hey Pluto!!!)
Pizza Dough Re Mi – A Funny Song Celebrating Pizza
PIZZA DOUGH RE MI
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Dough – the base I start to knead,
Ray – a slice of light on me,
Meat – a topping, pepperoni!
Far – the distance to my pizza spree!
So – I sprinkle oregano,
La – lasagna? No, pizza, bro!
Tea – I sip while crusts rise slow,
That will bring us back to dough, oh, oh, oh!
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Dough, dough, dough – the thing I roll so sweet,
Ray, ray, ray – I bake it with some heat,
Meat, meat, meat – oh, sausage can’t be beat!
Far, far, far – delivery down the street!
So, so, so – I top it high and low,
La, la, la – let’s melt that mozzarella glow,
Tea, tea, tea – Italian style, you know,
Now we’re singin’ all about dough!
