WASP PUN SONG
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Wasp puns buzzin’ in the hive today,
Zig-zag flyin’, makin’ humans sway.
Wasps the buzz? wasp happening?
Wasp puns, stingin’ with a giggly zing!
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What do you call a wasp in poop?
A sting-ker!
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Where do sick wasps go?
The waspital, of course! (uh huh)
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What do wasps put on their sushi?
Wasp-sabi!
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How do you tell a wasp to mind its own business?
Buzz off! (buzz off!!!)
Category: Bug
Fumble Bee – A Funny Song About A Clumsy Bee
FUMBLE BEE
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There’s a bee a buzzin’, he not too smooth,
Got two left wings, he got no groove.
When he tries to land, he makes a guess,
Every time he misses, oh what a mess!
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He’s the Fumble Bee, bouncin’ off the trees,
Knockin over honey jars, scrapin his knees.
Fumblin ‘round the meadow, bumblin through the leaves,
Life is tricky for the Fumble Bee!
Spider Pun Song – A Song With Spider Puns And Jokes
SPIDER PUN SONG
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Arach n Rollin, spinnin’ all night,
Eight legs groovin’, everything’s tight!
Caught in the rhythm, no need to run
Wrapped up in silk and spider puns!
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What did the spider say to the fly?
Pleased to eat you!
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What do you get when you cross a spider and corn?
Cobwebs.
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How do spiders communicate on the internet?
They use their webcam.
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What does a spider do when he gets angry?
He goes up the wall.
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95+ Wasp Puns And Jokes To Keep You Buzzing With Laughter
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50+ Mosquito Puns To Keep You Buzzing With Laughter
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100+ Caterpillar Puns And Jokes To Keep You Fuzzy With Laughter
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