BEAVER BELIEVER
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I got a dam good feeling, oh, it’s gnawin’ at my heart,
Got a little log jam love that’s tearin’ me apart.
He’s got those big front teeth and that tail so flat,
I’m a beaver believer, no doubt about that!
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I’m a beaver believer, building love like a pro,
Can’t dam my feelings, let the river flow!
Chewin’ up my worries, gnawin’ through the night,
With my busy beaver baby, everything’s all right.
Category: Animals
Wasp Pun Song – A Buzzy Song With Wasp Puns
WASP PUN SONG
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Wasp puns buzzin’ in the hive today,
Zig-zag flyin’, makin’ humans sway.
Wasps the buzz? wasp happening?
Wasp puns, stingin’ with a giggly zing!
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What do you call a wasp in poop?
A sting-ker!
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Where do sick wasps go?
The waspital, of course! (uh huh)
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What do wasps put on their sushi?
Wasp-sabi!
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How do you tell a wasp to mind its own business?
Buzz off! (buzz off!!!)
Seal Pun Song – A Really Seally Song
SEAL PUN SONG
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Seal puns oh! we’re clappin all day,
Goin arp arp arp, in a flippery way.
Life’s a splash, under the sun,
Seal puns yeah, fun’s just begun!!!
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What’s a seal’s favorite musical key?
Seal minor!
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Why do seals get fat?
They sea…food… eat!! (mmm yummy!!!)
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What did the ocean say to the seal?
Long time no sea!!!
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Why is a seal funny?
It’s always seal-ly!! (so silly!!)
Turtley Awesome – A Fun Turtle Song
TURTLEY AWESOME
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I’m feeling slo mo, that’s just my style,
I may look chill but I’m really wild.
What the shell man, let’s take it easy,
With my turtle groove, life’s always breezy!
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Oh, I’m turtley awesome, can’t you see?
I go with the flow , I’m livin’ carefree.
Let’s shell-ebrate dude, and have a blast,
Spe-shell moments, let’s make ’em last!
Shark Pun Song – A Song With Shark Puns And Jokes
SHARK PUN SONG
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Shark puns… they’re jawsome fun,
For giggly laughs, they’re second to none.
So have some fin, or have some fun,
Let’s take a bite, of shark puns!!
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What happened when the shark got famous?
He became a starfish!
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What do sharks order at McDonald’s?
A quarter flounder with cheese! (uh huh!!)
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Where do sharks go on vacation?
Fin-land!
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How does a shark greet a fish?
Pleased to eat you! (oh! oh!!!)
Beaver Pun Song – A Song With Beaver Puns and Jokes
BEAVER PUN SONG
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We’re stackin’ up laughs with some beaver puns,
Chewin’ through troubles ’til the work gets done.
With a tail slap here and a chomp for fun,
Life’s better together with these beaver puns!
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What did the beaver say when his home caught fire?
Hot Dam!
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What did the beaver say to the tree?
It’s been nice gnawing you!
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What did the beaver say to his honey?
What wood I do without you?
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What do you call a hip hop beaver?
A beat-ver!!
Be A Tryger – A Positive Song About Never Giving Up
BE A TRYGER
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They said, “You can’t do it, you’re just too small,”
“You’ll never win, you’ll trip and fall.”
But I took a step, then two, then three,
Now watch me roar – I believe in me!
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Just Be a Try-ger, never give up!
Always be positive, and show your stuff.
With stripes of courage, a heart so strong…
Just Be a Try-ger!! And sing your song!!!
Sheep Pun Song – A Song With Sheep Puns And Jokes
SHEEP PUN SONG
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Sheep puns, we’re never baaad,
The wooliest laughs you’ve ever had!
Don’t run away, flock to the fun,
We’re grazing all day on sheep puns!
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What do you call an exploding sheep?
A baaaaaaamb. (ooooo)
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What do sheep use to measure something?
A wooler.
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How do sheep stay in touch?
They use ewww.mail! (you got mail)
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Why did the sheep start a band?
To make some serious baaaaass!
Snail Pun Song – A Song With Snail Puns And Jokes
SNAIL PUN SONG
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Snailin’ through life with a go go go,
Every little step is pure slo-mo,
We don’t need speed, we’ve already won,
Just slide to the beat of a snail pun!
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How does a snail answer the phone?
Shello?
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Why don’t snails ever fight?
They always let things slide.
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A snail rode on a turtle’s back.
It said “Wheeeee!”
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What do snails do on their birthday?
They shell-ebrate.
Turbo Joe – A Song About A Not So Slow Snail
TURBO JOE
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There’s a snail named Turbo Joe,
Fastest shell you’ll ever know!
Zooms through dirt, no time to chill,
Always moving, never still.
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Turbo Joe he won’t go slo,
Fast or faster, no slo-mo,
Leaves a trail, watch him glow,
Zoomin’ fast, Go Turbo Joe!
