Category: Animals

Shark Pun Song – A Funny Song With Shark Puns And Jokes

SHARK PUN SONG
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Shark puns… they’re jawsome fun,
For giggly laughs, they’re second to none.
So have some fin, or have some fun,
Let’s take a bite, of shark puns!!
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What happened when the shark got famous?
He became a starfish!
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What do sharks order at McDonald’s?
A quarter flounder with cheese! (uh huh!!)
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Where do sharks go on vacation?
Fin-land!
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How does a shark greet a fish?
Pleased to eat you! (oh! oh!!!)

Beaver Pun Song – A Song With Beaver Puns and Jokes

BEAVER PUN SONG
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We’re stackin’ up laughs with some beaver puns,
Chewin’ through troubles ’til the work gets done.
With a tail slap here and a chomp for fun,
Life’s better together with these beaver puns!
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What did the beaver say when his home caught fire?
Hot Dam!
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What did the beaver say to the tree?
It’s been nice gnawing you!
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What did the beaver say to his honey?
What wood I do without you?
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What do you call a hip hop beaver?
A beat-ver!!

Be A Tryger – A Positive Song About Never Giving Up

BE A TRYGER
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They said, “You can’t do it, you’re just too small,”
“You’ll never win, you’ll trip and fall.”
But I took a step, then two, then three,
Now watch me roar – I believe in me!
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Just Be a Try-ger, never give up!
Always be positive, and show your stuff.
With stripes of courage, a heart so strong…
Just Be a Try-ger!! And sing your song!!!

Sheep Pun Song – A Song With Sheep Puns And Jokes

SHEEP PUN SONG
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Sheep puns, we’re never baaad,
The wooliest laughs you’ve ever had!
Don’t run away, flock to the fun,
We’re grazing all day on sheep puns!
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What do you call an exploding sheep?
A baaaaaaamb. (ooooo)
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What do sheep use to measure something?
A wooler.
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How do sheep stay in touch?
They use ewww.mail! (you got mail)
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Why did the sheep start a band?
To make some serious baaaaass!

Snail Pun Song – A Song With Snail Puns And Jokes

SNAIL PUN SONG
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Snailin’ through life with a go go go,
Every little step is pure slo-mo,
We don’t need speed, we’ve already won,
Just slide to the beat of a snail pun!
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How does a snail answer the phone?
Shello?
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Why don’t snails ever fight?
They always let things slide.
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A snail rode on a turtle’s back.
It said “Wheeeee!”
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What do snails do on their birthday?
They shell-ebrate.

Turbo Joe – A Song About A Not So Slow Snail

TURBO JOE
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There’s a snail named Turbo Joe,
Fastest shell you’ll ever know!
Zooms through dirt, no time to chill,
Always moving, never still.
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Turbo Joe he won’t go slo,
Fast or faster, no slo-mo,
Leaves a trail, watch him glow,
Zoomin’ fast, Go Turbo Joe!

Turtle Pun Song – A Turtley Fun Pun Song

TURTLE PUNS SONG
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Turtle puns, we’re in no rush,
Life in the slow lane, no need to gush.
Shell-larious laughs in the midday sun,
Turtle puns, we’re just here for fun!
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What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
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What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
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What is a Sea Turtle’s favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What happens when you fight with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
You get shell-shocked.

Bee Pun Song – A Buzzy Song With Bee Puns And Jokes

BEE PUN SONG
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Bee puns, bee puns, buzzing all day!
Oozin with fun in a honey-sweet way.
Hive no doubt, we’re gonna have fun,
Life’s just buzzin with a good bee pun!
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Why do bees hum?
They always forget the words.
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Why did the bee get married?
He found his honey!!!
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What’s a bee’s favourite Shakespeare quote?
TO BEE OR NOT TO BEE
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What do you say to a prankster bee?
Quit pollen my leg.

Baaad To The Bone – A Fun Song About A Baaad Sheep

BAAAD TO THE BONE
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Woke up this mornin’, felt the wool on my back,
Mama said, “Follow the herd,” but I’m off the beaten track,
I’m grazin’ where I want, chewin’ on the grass,
While they play it safe, I’m breakin’ the glass!
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Baa-ad, baa-ad to the bone,
I don’t follow the flock, I’m on my own,
Baa-ad, baa-ad to the bone,
A renegade ram, I roam and roam!

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