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Here’s a pun and jokes song for bread lovers!
BREAD PUN SONG
Chorus
Bread puns, yeah, they rise to the top,
For giggly laughs, I need it non-stop.
Don’t you worry, the fun’s on a roll,
Bread puns, oh they butter my soul!
Verse 1
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
Why are bread jokes always funny?
Because they never get mold! (uh huh!!)
What does bread say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
What did the bread say to the muffin?
I loaf you dough much! (So sweet!!)
Chorus
Bread puns, yeah, they rise to the top,
For giggly laughs, I need it non-stop.
Don’t you worry, the fun’s on a roll,
Bread puns, oh they butter my soul!
Verse 2
Why does everyone need bread?
Loaf makes the world go round!
What does bread do after it’s been baked?
Loaf around! (so chill!!!)
Why was the baker arrested?
He was caught bread-handed!
What did the slice of bread say when he saw butter on the table?
We’re toast. (we’re toast!!!)
Chorus
Bread puns, yeah, they rise to the top,
For giggly laughs, I need it non-stop.
Don’t you worry, the fun’s on a roll,
Bread puns, oh they butter my soul!
Verse 3
What was the baker’s favorite Beatles song?
All you Knead is Loaf!
What do you call rich bread?
The upper crust! (so uppity!!!)
Why was the baker so grumpy?
He woke up on the wrong side of the bread!
What do elves love to bake?
Short-bread! (so sillyh!!!)
Chorus
Bread puns, yeah, they rise to the top,
For giggly laughs, I need it non-stop.
Don’t you worry, the fun’s on a roll,
Bread puns, oh they butter my soul!
Repeat Chorus
Have a happy.. happy…bready…day!!!
