Have you ever looked out of your car and seen all the nice brand logos on cars as they zoom by? You’d probably know some of them because they’re popular brands of cars like Toyota and Honda. Then there are some that are unfamiliar.

In 2018, The Business Insider noted that 14 global corporations controlled more than 60 auto brands around the world. And that’s just brands that are global. There are thousands of other brands that are country or region specific that you probably have never heard of.

You’d think that there would be tons of car brand puns, given how popular the car brands in our list were, but nope, our list of car brand puns turned out to be quite Mini. So we put on our thinking caps, revved up the creative juices and Voila! we came up with an impressive list of wheely funny car brand puns.

So now when you’re with family and friends in the car,  you can be the prime punster and shoot off some of these car brand puns and cheer up that boring commute.

 

Car Brand Puns

• Acura
  • Accurate – Very precise car.
  • Acute-ra – Adorable wheels.
• Alfa Romeo
  • Alfalfa Romeo – Healthy vegan car.
  • Alfa Rome-eo – Car used only in Rome.
  • Alfa Roam-eo – Car with no sense of direction.
  • Alfa Rambo – Comes with big knife.
  • Alfart Romeo – Car with big loud exhaust.
  • Alfarfar Romeo – Drive for very, very long distances.
• Aston Martin
  • Astoned Martin – Drunk car.
  • Astone Martin – Car in the stone age.
  • Asston Martin – Car for stupid people.
  • Sasston Martin – Car that talks back.
  • Brasston Martin – Metallic brown car.
  • Glasston Martin – Fragile car.
  • Grasston Martin – Environmentally friendly sports car.
  • Crasston Martin – Car with no class.
  • Aston Martini – James Bond’s car.
  • Aston Marstin – Car that can fly to other planets.
  • Aston Ma-tin – Mama’s car.
  • Aston Marthin – Not a fat car.
• Audi
  • Wowdi – Car that impresses you.
  • Rowdi – Noisy unruly car.
  • Owdi – Painful car.
  • Ouchdi – Another painful car.
  • Gaudi – Ugly tasteless car.
  • Crowdi – Cramped with too many people inside.
  • Howdi – Cowboy car.
• Bentley
  • Bendley – Rubbery car.
  • Bentley – Car wrapped around a tree.
• BMW
  • Bee MW – Car that buzzes.
  • Bean MW – Car full of beans.
  • Beef MW – Car that goes mooo.
  • Beet MW – Vegan car.
  • Beat MW – Car with groove.
• Bugati
  • Bug-gati – Very, very small car for insects.
  • Bug-gati – Car that irritates you.
  • Brewgati – Coffee power car.
  • Boo-gati – Ghoulish car.
  • Boob-gati – Car only for women.
  • Blue-gati – Sad car.
  • Blues-gati – Oooooh yeah.
  • Poo-gati – Shitty car.
  • Zoo-gati – Wild car.
• Buick
  • Brew-ick – Bubbly, foamy car.
  • Booick – Ghostly car.
  • Blueick – Sad car.
  • Bluesuick – Car that plays the blues.
• Cadillac
  • Catdillac – Car that purrs.
  • Scatdillac – Really jazzy car.
  • Scare-dillac – Don’t get in this car.
  • Cadillag – Slow draggy car.
  • Cadilleg – Car that needs to be pushed.
  • Cadillack – Car with lots of missing parts.
• Chevrolet
  • Chef-rolet – Car that really cooks.
  • Chevrolette – Very small version of this car.
• Chrysler – description.
  • Cry-sler – Crybaby of a car.
  • Chryslur – Rude car.
  • Christler – Car that goes on water.
• Citroen
  • Shitroen – Shitty car.
• Daihatsu
  • Diehatsu – You don’t want to drive this car.
  • Dyedhatsu – Car with cheap paintjob.
  • Daihatshoe – Car that runs.
  • Daihatsushi – Car converted into sushi food truck.
• Dodge
  • Doge – Car driven by most famous internet meme doggie.
• Ferrari
  • Fur-rari – So fluffy and cuddly.
  • Far-rari – Long distance car.
  • Fern-rari – Car with leaves.
  • Feral-ri – Wild car.
• Fiat
  • Fa-art – Car that produces low smelly sounds.
  • Fiart – Just for artists.
  • Fiyuck – Disgusting car.
  • Fee-iat – You have to keep paying and paying for this car.
  • Free-iat – Gift car.
• Ford
  • Fjord – Norse car.
  • Fort – Built tuff.
  • Fordable – Inexpensive car.

 

• Honda
  • Anahonda – Snaky car
  • Honkda – Car that suddenly honks.
  • Hornda – Car that mooos.
  • Cornda – Corny car
  • Acornda – Car that squirrels like to store for the winter.
• Hyundai
  • Hyundied – Will not start.
  • Hyunday – Car only for daytime.
  • Hyundye – Car with new coloring style.
• Isuzu
  • Isuzoo – Wild off terrain car.
  • Is-ooze-ooze – Car that oozes.
• Jaguar
  • Yaguar – Spanish luxury car.
  • Jar-guar – Glass car with a lid.
  • Yah-guar / Jah-guar – Godly car.
  • Yeahguar – Agreeable car.
• Jeep
  • Cheep – Car that flies like a bird.
  • Cheap – Car with no engine.
  • Sheep – Wooly car.
• Kia
  • Nokia – Car with built in communication.
  • Kid-ia – Car for small kids.
  • Kid-ia – A joke of a car.
  • Kick-ia – Car with a kick.
  • Key-ia – Car for locksmiths.
• Lamborghini
  • Lamborghini – Car that goes baaaa.
  • Lampborghini – Car with bright headlights.
  • Lumberghini – Wooden car.
  • Lumbarghini – Comfortable car for drivers with back problems.
  • Lump-borghini – Lumpy uncomfortable car.
  • Llamaborghini – Four legged long neck car.
  • Lamborgenie – Mystical car in a lamp.
  • Lam-bird-ghini – Really flies man.
  • Lam-berg-ghini – Sports car in the Antartic.
  • Lam-Bert-ghini – Ernie’s friend’s sports car.
  • Lam-borg-ghini – Car used by cuborgs.
  • Lam-bore-ghini – Dull car.
  • Lam-borked-ghini – Screwed up car.
  • Lam-burp-ghini – Car full of gas.
  • Lamb-burger-ini – Fast food sports car.
• Lancia
  • Blandcia – Dull car.
  • Lancea – Sharp pointy car.
  • Glandcia – Car that runs on hormones.
• Land Rover
  • Lamb Rover – Car that goes baaaa.
  • Land Rower – Engine powered by oars.
  • Lamp Rover – Car that sees in the dark.
  • Lame Rover – Underpowered car.
  • Bland Rover – Dull boring car.
  • Grand Rover – Majestic car.
  • Gramp Rover – Car that grampa drives all over.
  • Glam Rover – Blinged out car.
• Lexus
  • Relexus – Very relaxing car.
  • Reflexus – Very responsive car.
  • Flexus – Car that flexes its muscles.
  • Fluxus – Erratic car.
  • Legxus – Car that you have to push often.
  • Lagxus – Car that lags behind others.
• Lotus
  • Potus – Car for the President.
  • Lowtus – Car with no wheels.
  • Loadtus – Car with overweight driver.
  • Loudtus – Super noisy car.
• Maserati
  • Musherati – Very soft car.
  • Mush-rati – Fungi car.
  • Muskerati – Strong smelling car.
• Mazda
  • Mustda – You must have this car.
  • Muskda – Car with strong aroma.
  • Mooseda – Wild car.
  • Maizeda – Corny car.
  • Marsda – Car that is out of this world.
  • Mazda-lorian – Car driven in Star Wars.
• McLaren
  • MacLaren – Double patty car with pickles lettuce onions and special sauce.
  • MachLaren – Car that zooms at the speed of sound.
  • May-cLaren – Spiderman’s aunt’s car.
• Mercedes Benz
  • Mercedez Bends – Car wrapped around a tree.
  • Mercedez Bands – Rubber car
  • Mercedez Buns – Tasty car.
  • Mercedez Bangs – Sports car with explosive exhaust.
  • Mercedez Bangs – Prone to collisions.
• Mini
  • Meany – Very mean car.
• Mitsubishi
  • Meatsubishi – Car with a lot of meat.
  • Mitsubitchy – Car that gripes a lot.
  • Mitsubeachy – Cool car on by the sea.
  • Mitsuwitchy – Goes broooooom.
  • Mitsuitchy – Car that scratches you.
  • Meeksubishi – Shy car.
  • Mitsupeachy – Fruity car.
  • Mitsupreachy – Car for priests.
  • Mitsu-kitchi-kichi-coo – Baby car.

• Nissan
  • Nicesan – Very pleasant car.
  • Neatsan – Clean car.
  • Norse-san – Thor’s favorite Viking car brand.
  • Noise-san – Not a quiet car.
• Oldsmobile
  • Coldsmobile – Winter car.
  • Goldsmobile – Very expensive car.
  • Moldsmobile – Musty car left unused for a long time.
  • Boldsmobile – Car for heroes.
• Pagani
  • Pug-gani – Car with a front that looks like a squash faced dog.
  • Puck-gani – Car that zooms on ice.
• Peugeot
  • Pewgeot – Yucky car.
  • PewPewgeot – Car that shoots,
  • Peegeot – Always wet on the inside.
  • Poogeot – Shitty car.
  • Peugeon – This car will fly and poop on you.
  • Puke-geot – Car that will turn your stomach.
• Pontiac
  • Ponti-yak – Shaggy four legged car.
  • Pontiffiac – Priestly sports car.
  • Pointiac – Sharp car.
  • Ponyac – Fast car that neighs.
  • Pongtiac – Smelly car.
• Porsche
  • Porksche – A real pig of a car.
  • Porshake – Vibration on wheels.
  • Porshake – Delicious milky car.
  • Porshame – Embarrassing excuse for a car.
  • Porshade – Cool car.
• Renault
  • Renot – Not a car.
  • Rainault – Dripping wet car.
  • Reignault – Royal wheels.
  • Raynault – Sunny car.
  • Reknot – Very uptight car.
• Rolls Royce
  • Rolls Rice – Sushi car.
  • Rose Royce – Flower car.
  • Rolls Rise – Car in an elevator.
• Saab
  • Saak – Sucky car.
  • Ssup – Car that greets you coolly.
• Skoda
  • Skolda – Very ancient car.
  • Scolda – Angry reprimanding car.
  • Skoduh – Stupid car.
• Subaru
  • Soapbaru – Squeeky clean car.
  • Soupbaru – Delicious appetizing car.
  • Suebaru – Lawyer car.
  • Shoobaru – Car that chases you away.
  • Shrewbaru – Unpleasant noisy car.
  • Screwbaru – Driven by cheats.
  • Soothe-baru – Car that relaxes you.
  • Sub-baru – Underwater car.
  • Scubaru – Another underwater car
  • Zoobaru – Car full of animals.
• Suzuki
  • Soupzuki – Car in a bowl.
  • Suzoomki – Very zoomy car.
  • Suezuki – Lawyer car.
  • Shoozuki – Car that shoos you away.
  • Shootzuki – Speeds like a bullet.
  • Shrewzuki – Irritating car.
  • Zoozuki – Wild car.
• Toyota
  • Toyoda – Car that Jedi Knights drive.
  • Toadyota – A croak of a car.
  • Toy-ota – Not a real car
  • Toe-yota – Car with a lot of foot room.
  • Towyota – Car that pulls another car.
  • Thoryota – Car favored by the Norse gods.
  • Too-yota – Car that is too everything.
  • Toot-yota – Car with a silly sounding horn.
  • Tutyota – Tutankamen’s chariot.
  • Turdyota – Shitty car.
• Volkswagen
  • Yolkswagen – Car that cracks easily.
  • Voltswagen – Electric version of this car.
  • Volkswagon – Covered four wheeler pulled by horses.
  • Vogue-swagen – Popular trendy car.
  • Wokeswagen – Driven by drivers conscious of latest issues.
  • Wokeswagen – Car that is not sleepy.
• Volvo
  • Voltvo – Expensive electric cat.
  • Whoavo – Car that surprises.
  • Woevo – Disappointing car.
  • Vogue-vo – Fashionable wheels.

As we cruise to the end of our car brands pun-filled journey, remember that laughter is the best fuel for your soul! Whether you’re a Ford fanatic or a Honda enthusiast, these car brand puns are bound to put a smile on your face. So next time someone asks about your favorite vehicle, don’t just drive by the question – you can’t af-Ford not torev up those jokes! Just keep it light and remember, if you can’t take a joke, you might be in the wrong lane! Let’s hit the brakes on seriousness and keep the laughs rolling. After all, life’s too short to be anything but tire-ific!