Rain is the bringer of life. It’s also the washer of fun. When it’s hot and you’re sweating buckets, you wish it would rain. When you’re stuck in your house because it’s been raining for days, you wish it would go away! The truth is that we need rain.

Here are 2 fun facts about rain:

Did you know that “Flash to Bang” is a method of estimating how far lightning is away from you. When lightning strikes, you begin counting the seconds until you hear the thunder that follows. Now, divide that number of seconds by 5 and you will get how far away (in miles) the lightning is. Also, did you know that some raindrops start their journey from the clouds but never ever reach ground? If they’re small or fine droplets, they could just dissipate into the atmosphere. Other raindrops can take up to seven minutes to reach us from the clouds. That’s more than enough time for you to quickly read this collection of funny rain puns, jokes and one liners.

Rain is nature’s way of reminding us to lighten up – after all, every cloud has a silver lining, even if it’s just a reflection of the humor that’s about to pour down. So grab your galoshes, and let’s dive into the splashy world of rain puns. We predict a delightful downpour of rain puns, where the forecast is always sunny with a chance of laughter! 

Rain Puns

• Raindeer – Wet animal with antlers.
  
• Rainbow – What you use to wrap a cloud.
• Rain dear – A husband’s answer when his wife asks if it’s raining.
• Rain Check – When weather men stick their hands out the window to see if it’s raining
• Rain Quotes – How books stay dry in the rain.
• Rain of Terror – Dangerous precipitation.
• Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
• Bahrain – The sound of disappointment when rain washes your plans away.

Rain Related Puns

Rain puns are like a refreshing downpour on a hot summer day – unexpected and delightful! Who doesn’t love a good laugh when the weather gets dreary? For instance, did you hear about the weather reporter who always got promoted? He started as a light drizzle and worked his way up to heavy precipitation – talk about a cloud nine achievement! And umbrellas? They’re the only things that can really pop up in a storm, often at the most inconvenient moments.

If you think rain is just a pour choice for outdoor plans, you’re missing out on the fun! Each drop is an opportunity for a splash of humor, and the puddles become our playgrounds for laughter. So next time you’re caught in a downpour, remember to look up and appreciate the silver linings – there’s always a chance for a rain-bow of chuckles waiting to brighten your day!

• Drizzly Bear – A wet bear.
• Fowl weather – When it rains chickens, ducks and geese.
• Poodles – What you see on the ground after it rains cats and dogs.
• Thunderwear – What clouds wear under their raincoats.
• Driplodocus – A wet dinosaur.
• Change of weather – When coins fall with the rain.
• Van Hailin – Rock band playing in frozen rain.
• Man… when it rains, it purrs.
• The weather was forecast to rain for four months, but I drought it.
• I just walked through the freezing rain. It hurt like hail.
• Father cloud to son cloud – Son… nothing ventured, nothing rained.
• Two weather scientists had an Eureka moment. You could say they had a rain wave.
• The weather forecast predicted freezing rain, but it turned out to be quite an ice day.
• Two raindrops evaporated into the clouds, and fell to earth again. It was a trip down memory rain.
• The only thing worse than raining cats and dogs is hailing taxis.
• The clouds thunder their applause before the rain event.
• Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets
• Standing under an umbrella during a storm – it’s a no rainer.
• After the storm, we went out to catch fog, but mist.
• Fly through a rainbow, and I guarantee you will pass your flight exam with flying colors.
• Old clouds are always complaining about their aches and rains.
• When the raindrop broke away from the cloud, the cloud said “There you go… you’re dewing it”
• Never argue with rain clouds. They’ll storm out on you.
• Don’t you hate it when rain washes out your plans? It’s really irrigating.
• Rain is the best kind of music because it has amazing drops.

Rain Jokes

Rain jokes are the ultimate way to sprinkle some humor into a gloomy day! Why did the raindrop break up with the sun? Because it found someone who truly understood its drizzle side! And what did one raindrop say to the other? “Two’s company, but three’s a cloud!” Have you heard about the meteorologist who had a bad day? He couldn’t get a break because his forecasts were always overcast. When it rains, it pours, but that just means more chances to laugh! So, next time the sky opens up, grab your raincoat and get ready for some wet-and-wild fun with jokes that will leave you in stitches. After all, laughter is the best way to dance in the rain – even if your friends think you’re just shower-ing them with bad jokes!

Q: Why do cows stand under umbrellas in the rain?
A: To keep each udder dry.

Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: Umbrella.

Q: What does a ghost wear in the rain?
A: Boooooooots.

Q: How does a raindrop ask another raindrop out for a date?
A: Water you doing tonight?

Q: What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
A: One is reined up and the other rains down.

Q: What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains?
A: A windscreen viper.

Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
A: Because her children have to play inside

Q: What’s the difference between a horse and a storm?
A: One reigns up and the other rains down.

Q: Why do sailors like to eat shellfish before it rains?
A: It’s the clam before the storm.

Q: What did the puddle say to the evaporating rain drop?
A: I’ll mist you.

Q: What did the two clouds say to the third cloud?
A: Two’s company, three’s a cloud.

Q: How does a skeleton tell that rain is coming?
A: He can feel it in his bones.

Q: When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
A: When it’s not raining.

Q: What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road?
A: Oh Grate.

Q: Why do ghosts dislike rain?
A: It dampens the spirit.

Q: What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
A: England.

Q: Why didn’t the light rain reach the ground?
A: It just mist.

Q: How do bees fly in the rain?
A: They already have their yellow jackets on.

Q: When does soil get rich?
A: When Mother Nature sends rain.

Q:What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A: A moist owlette.

Q:What do you call two days of nonstop rain in Seattle, WA?
A: The weekend.

Q: What falls all the time but never gets hurt?
A: Rain.

Q: What did baby cloud say to mummy cloud when it rained?
A: I couldn’t hold it in any longer.

Q: Why did the mouse stay inside?
A: Because it was raining cats and dogs.

Q:Why did the hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It only had one eye.

Q: How does Santa deliver presents in a thunderstorm?
A: He has rain deer.

Q: What did the storm cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You’re shocking!

Q: What\s the difference between a stormy day and a lion with a thorn in its paw?
A: A stormy day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.

Q:How does James Bond avoid the rain?
A: He goes undercover.

Q: Why are carpenters like regular ants?
A: Rainy days and Mondays always get them down.

Q: Why was the raindrop happy?
A: He got an award for class precipitation.

Q:What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
A: Seek shelters.

Q: What happens before it rains candy?
A: It sprinkles.

Q: What happened when it started raining coins?
A: It knocked some cents into the world.

Q: What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
A: “My plop is bigger than your plop.”

• Did you know that you are required to turn on your headlights if it is raining in Sweden.
  Which is great but how am I supposed to know if its raining in Sweden?
• Does all this rain make you want an ark? I Noah guy.
• Snowman : Thanks for giving me life.
  Snowflake : Snow problem!
• Son : Why is it raining Daddy?
  Dad : The sky’s feeling kinda blue.
• Want to hear a joke about the weather? I’ve been saving it for a rainy day.
• A man has a huge collection of umbrellas. He says he’s saving for a rainy day.
• The Mexican weather department issued the following forecast :Chili today and hot tamale in the afternoon.
• I was thinking … since vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I wondered why priests don’t just say a prayer over every storm cloud, and kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why there are so many vampires from Europe. Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.
• It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
• Every now and then, Iron Man sleeps out in the rain to get some rust.
• Wife : It’s raining cats and dogs!
  Husband : It better not rain deer!
• Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
  One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we’ll get wet!”
• Four types of weather won medals in a race.
  Sunny won gold.
  Cloudy got silver.
  Snowy picked up the bronze, and
  Rainy got an award for precipitation.
• Kitty cat is distressed. He’s been indoors for 4 days because of heavy rain. You could say he has a case of cat-in fever.
• Husband and wife were watching a Christmas Santa movie on TV.
  Husband : What was that? There’s reindeer on the roof!
  Wife : Huh?
  Husband: I mean, there’s rain on the roof, dear!
• One evening a Viking called Rudolf the Red looked out the window and said, “It’s going to rain.”
  His wife asked him “how do you know that?”.
  He replied, “Rudolf the red knows rain dear.”
• My dad always reminds me to have something for a rainy day
  Today I made him proud..
  I bought an umbrella
• Two blondes were going to get into their car when to their horror, that they realized they had locked their keys in their car.
  First blonde : “What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?”
  Second blonde : “No, people will think we’re trying to break in.”
  First blonde : “Well do we get a knife and cut the rubber and pop the lock?”
  Second blond : “No, people will think we’re too stupid to use the coat hanger.”
  First blonde : “Well we better think of something quick because it’s starting to rain and the sunroof is open.”
• George decided to walk to the pub across the street to get a few drinks.
  The rain was pouring as he stepped out, and there was a big puddle in front of the pub.
  As he crossed the street, he noticed a ragged old man was standing there with a rod and hanging a string into the puddle.
  Curious, he stopped to ask the old man what he was doing.
  “Fishing.” The old man said simply without looking at George.
  “Poor old fool.” George thought, and he invited the ragged old man to a drink in the pub.
  He decided to humor the old man and asked, “Well… how many have you caught?”
  “You’re the eighth.”
• Knock Knock
  Who’s there?
  Accordion
  Accordion who?
  Accordion to the forecast, it’s going to rain tonight.

As we close the floodgates on our rainy puns and jokes, remember that laughter is the best umbrella to shield you from the gloom! Whether you prefer to chuckle at a drizzle of humor or dive into a downpour of wit, the world of rain jokes is a splashy adventure. Next time you hear thunder, don’t just duck for cover – let out a hearty laugh! Keep those raincoats handy, and let your spirits soar with every drop. After all, when it rains, it’s just nature’s way of telling us to lighten up and enjoy the stormy side of life!