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Welcome to the punniest place in town – where we’re always on thyme! Whether you’re here for a bit of flavor or just trying to spice up your humor, you’ve come to the right herb. Thyme isn’t just a seasoning – it’s the perfect ingredient for a laugh!

Now, thyme puns are a special blend of wit and whimsy. They’re subtle but pack a punch, much like the herb itself. You might think, “Is there ever a bad time for a thyme pun?” The answer is “no” – there’s always thyme! In fact, if you ask me, puns about thyme are way overdue. But don’t worry, I’ve got plenty in stock. After all, I’m well-seasoned in this!

Some might say thyme puns are corny, but I say they just need to leaf their doubts behind. Whether you’re a seasoned pun enthusiast or a first-thymer, these herb-filled quips will have you laughing all the way to your spice rack. So, grab your thyme, because it’s thyme to join the fun – we’re about to turn up the heat and make every moment thyme well spent!

Okay! The thyme is ripe! Let’s get this thyme party started – because you’ll never know when you’ll run out of thyme!

Thyme Puns

Nick of thyme – Thyme arriving at the right time.
High thyme – Thyme on the top shelf.
Thyme is money – When a supermarket sells this to you.
Back in thyme – The last time you used thyme.
Thymebomb – Herb explosion.
Thyme flies – When chef gets angry and throws herbs out the window.
Killing thyme – What other jealous herbs plan to do to thyme.
Borrowed thyme – Not your own herb.
Thyme will tell – Herb spilling the beans on other ingredients.
Whale of a thyme – What happens when a whale swallows a ship.
Pressed for thyme – Chef in a rush to season his dish.
Lost time – Chef forgot where he put his herbs.
Big thyme – Buying herbs in bulk.
Thyme is ripe – The right moment for chef to put in thyme.
Bee on thyme – Bug on herb.
Once upon a thyme – Opening phrase in a herb fairytale.
New York Thymes – Famous herb newspaper.
Thyme-out – Rest time for herb.
Thyme-less – Dish with no herb.
Thyme-table – Where herbs are laid out for chefs to use.
Thyme-keeper – Mom, grandma and chef.
Thyme-saver – Using herb sparingly because you’re running out.
Bed-thyme – When herb goes beddy-bye.
War-thyme – Herbs jealousy for each other finally breaks out.
Play-thyme – Herbs enjoying chill time together.
Night-thyme – Is when herbs go clubbing.
Some-thymes – Not all herbs.
Dinner-thyme – Herb used for night meal.
Over-thyme – Too much herb.
Mean-thyme – Angry herb.
Spring-thyme – Seasonal herb.
Mari-thyme – When herbs fall in love and get married.
Half-thyme – Half-used herb.
Thyme-out – Herb finished.
Past-thyme – Herb past expiry date.
Full-thyme – Herb supply re-filled.
Part-thyme – Herb who can’t be herb all the time.
Stuck in thyme – Ant who can’t get out of herb bottle.
Hard thymes – When chef accidentally poured super glue into herb bottle.
Hard thymes – When chef has no money for herbs.
One more thyme.
Let the good thymes roll.
Oh, how thyme just seems to fly.
Such a waste of thyme.
Herb puns are at an all thyme low.
Thyme to get punny.
What would you do with a thyme machine?
It’s about thyme you learnt some good puns.
Thyme to go.
It’ll take some thyme.
It’s party thyme!
Ain’t nobody got thyme for that.
Third thyme’s the charm.
I need some thyme to think about it.
We’re running out of thyme.
Good things take thyme.

Thyme Related Puns

Thyme puns are a special kind of play on words that produce big-thyme flavors fast. First off, there’s the obvious play on “time” – a treasure trove for puns. Whether you’re running out of thyme or having the thyme of your life, there’s no shortage of opportunities to infuse this herb into everyday conversation. You could say thyme jokes are always right on schedule, or that they age like fine herbs.

But thyme puns aren’t just stuck in the clock zone. This herb has more layers than you think! Consider the botanical world – leaves, stems, and roots all offer fertile ground for humor. Maybe you’re leafing through some thyme jokes, or perhaps you’re feeling rooted in your love for puns. If you’re branching out into the world of herb humor, thyme is just the beginning!

Cooking thyme is also ripe for wordplay. Are you stirring up some puns in the kitchen or just trying to spice things up? Thyme is a go-to ingredient in both cooking and humor, but don’t forget its other pals like rosemary, sage, and oregano – they make for some great pun partnerships. After all, there’s always thyme for a culinary joke!

Then there’s the idea of thyme as an essential herb, making it perfect for puns about necessity. “No need to rush, you’ve got plenty of thyme” or “Looks like it’s thyme to shine!” You’ll find that thyme is as versatile in wordplay as it is in seasoning a dish. So if you’re feeling like your humor could use a little kick, sprinkle in some thyme puns and watch your jokes grow into a whole garden of laughs!

You know what? We herb it’s thyme for more thyme-related puns!

Let herb be.
I herb you like puns.
I herb it on the grape vine
That’s soup-herb!
Let herb be.
Herb your enthusiasm.
I met herb before.
Peaceful herb-itat.
Plants love to watch the movie Herby.
I was filled with amaze-mint.
We’re not mint to be.
Wow, what a ro-mint-ic.
I’m lost in the mo-mint.
The acknowledge-mint meant a lot to Mr. Mint.
All things will parsley.
Part and parsley (parcel).
Elvis Parsley – A legendary herb rock n’ roller.
Fake it dill you make it.
Dill the end of the road.
Shop dill you drop.
I’m kind of a big dill.
100% oregano (original) puns.
That’s some sage advice.
Act your sage.
It’s the fennel countdown!
Bay leaf in yourself.
Chive loved you for a long time.
Drop the basil.
Drink and be rosemary.
Rosemary Christmas!
Here today, tarragon tomorrow.
That millionaire is a cilantro-pist. (philanthropist)
Say it ain’t cilantro.
You’re so silly-antro.
Let me plant one on ya!
I wet my plants.
Plant a kiss on me.
You grow dude!
I’m sexy and I grow it.
Ok, bloomer.
I’m rooting for you.
Don’t be so root, learn some manners.
Please don’t leaf me.
Our friendship is unbe-leaf-able.
Leaf me alone…
Take a leaf of faith!
My car broke down, can I get a leaf?
What a re-leaf…
You grow dude!
I’m sexy and I grow it.
Can you pick up the groceries? I haven’t botany.

Thyme Jokes

Thyme jokes are the secret ingredient to spice up any conversation! Whether you’re cooking up some humor or just trying to season your day with a little wit, thyme is always on the menu. You might say, “I’m running out of thyme!” – but don’t worry, you can always stir up a fresh batch. Thyme is the herb that keeps giving, whether it’s in your soup or in your puns.

Feeling stewed over a joke that didn’t land? Just give it a little more thyme to simmer. Sometimes, humor needs to be slow-cooked to perfection! And if someone says your jokes are too cheesy, tell them you’re just grating on them for a little extra flavor. After all, who needs to be bland when you can have jokes that are well-seasoned?

In the kitchen, thyme is a staple – just like in the world of puns. From seasoning the moment to herb-ing a little laugh, you can always count on thyme to bring the heat. So next time you’re feeling down, remember: thyme heals all wounds, especially those caused by bad jokes. Just don’t forget to serve them hot!

Okay, lets feast on some flavorful thyme jokes.

Q: What did the herb farmer say when he was running behind schedule?
A: We’re in a thyme crunch.

Q: What do you call moving herbs?
A: A thyme traveler.

Q: What Does Enya Use To Season Her Food?
A: Only Thyme.

Q: Why is it called Sesame Street?
A: They couldn’t call it Thyme Square.

Q: Why do they use thyme in medicine?
A: Because thyme heals all wounds.

Q: What happens when you add too much thyme into a car?
A: It becomes Herby.

Q: Why do some herbs taste much better at Christmas?
A: It’s the most wonderful thyme of the year.

Q: When should you crush herbs?
A: When you need to kill some thyme!

Q: How do you deal with an angry momma bear when collecting thyme?
A: You leave herb be.

Q: Why does a bored chef cut herbs?
A: He wants to waste thyme!

Q: Why was the herb in prison?
A: He was serving his thyme.

Q: Why did the herbalist get a second job?
A: He had too much thyme on his hands.

Q: Which spice is the worst at keeping secrets?
A: Only thyme will tell.

Q: Did you hear about the poor herb farmer?
A: He was always having to work over thyme.

Q: How did the gardener know his herbs were fully grown?
A: It was just about thyme!

Q: What basic skill do herb farmers always struggle with?
A: Thyme management.

Q: Why did the chef miss his deadline?
A: He ran out of thyme.

Herbs will soon rule the world, the thyme is cumin.

As we reach the end of our thyme together, it’s clear we’ve cooked up quite a feast of puns! But every good dish – and joke – must come to a delicious end. If you’ve had your fill, don’t worry, there’s always more thyme for seconds later. After all, a good pun is like a perfect soufflé – it rises to the occasion but doesn’t overstay its welcome.

And if you ever feel like your humor is falling flat, just remember to give it a little more thyme to develop its flavor. Maybe toss in a pinch of wit, a dash of sarcasm, and you’ll have a joke that’s seasoned just right. If anyone dares to say your thyme jokes are undercooked, just respond with, “I guess they can’t handle my zest!”

In the end, remember this: when it comes to jokes, you’re the head chef of your own humor. So keep stirring the pot, adding a sprinkle of thyme, and letting those puns marinate. Because in the kitchen of life, a little thyme can go a long way. Now, go forth and whisk up more laughs and stir more giggles – thyme waits for no one!