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Wheat is a grain that is eaten by practically everyone on this planet. It’s processed into flour and then made into an infinite variety of food products from bread to cakes and pasta to sauces. It’s so versatile that it even produces puns, jokes and one liners!

Welcome to the grain-est show on Earth, where wheat puns are ripe for the picking! If you’re a fan of humor that’s as wholesome as a loaf of freshly baked bread, you’re in the right field. We’re here to harvest some of the finest wheat puns that’ll make you crack a smile faster than a kernel in a popcorn machine. Get ready to reap the benefits of some good old-fashioned wordplay, because these jokes are truly the bread and butter of comedy.

You might be wondering, “Why wheat puns?” Well, it’s simple: they’re the staff of life for any pun enthusiast! Wheat puns have a way of rising to the occasion, much like dough in a warm kitchen. They’re versatile, grainy, and they know how to spread joy. Whether you’re a pun aficionado or just here to soak up some laughter, you’ll find that wheat jokes are truly a cereal killer when it comes to humor.

As they say, wheat puns bake the world so round, so as we harvested the best the wheat puns grown on the internet and came up with a compilation that will surely wheatstand the test of time!

Wheather you’re a baker, cook, teacher or pasta loving dad, these wheat puns will surely turn you into a star at your next get together with family and friends. So go ahead, load up your jokeabulary with a whole bunch of these wheat pun, jokes and one liners, and pun on!

Wheat Puns

One farmer was angry with another. He asked “What’s wheat you man?”
If you stand in the pouring grain, you’ll get all wheat!
Good things come to those who wheat.
Yeah… Wheatever, dude.
A farmer planted oat and wheat. You could say he’s half-wheat.
Wheat will, wheat will rock you!
Hello Farmer Brown… Nice to wheat you!
Farmer John showed off his bank statement. He said “Wheat it and weep!”
A farmer became a comedian because everyone said he very wheaty.
Two farmers were arguing. Nobody knew wheat was going on.
Someone stole Farmer Bob’s grain. Police are looking for wheatnesses.
A tornado destroyed Farmer Jim’s crops. Now he is wheatout income.
Farmer Jack got cheated. He felt so foolish for being a dimwheat.
The farmers had a harvesting contest to see who could outwheat the rest.
Farmer Joe’s farm has really wheatstood the test of time!
When farmers die, they’re buried six wheat underground.
Sweet dreams are made of wheat.
Not everything is black and wheat.
Farmer Jake’s favorite phrase was “Home Wheat Home!”
Reaping the fruits of his labor, Farmer Jake said “Ah the wheat smell of success!”

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Wheat Related Puns

As we continue to plow through this field of fun, we’ll sow the seeds of laughter and thresh out some of the best wheat-related puns around. Whether you’re feeling flaky like a croissant or as crusty as a baguette, there’s something here for everyone. We’ll be grinding out the puns and kneading them into perfectly baked funnies that are sure to make you loaf with laughter.

And don’t worry – these puns are far from being half-baked. They’ve been proofed to perfection, ensuring that each one is golden and crisp with humor. From jokes that are gritty and earthy to ones that are light as a puff pastry, we’ve got the full spectrum of wheat puns ready to sow the day. So, get ready to feast on some more puns that are grains ahead of the rest!

In the end, you’ll find that wheat puns are just grains of wisdom wrapped in a bundle of fun. They’re the flour in the recipe of humor, and we’re here to make sure they rise to their full potential. So, without further ado, let’s roll up our sleeves, dough into the fun, and toast to the wonderful world of wheat puns. This is going to be a bushel of laughs you won’t want to miss!

Loaf – Feeling of deep affection for bread.
Loaf-ers – Bread shoes!
Baguette – Outta here!
Cake-tus – a prickly cake.
Cakewondo – Martial arts for cupcakes.
Taekwon-dough – Bread martial arts.
Bread Pitt – Baker’s favorite actor.
Hot Cross Buns – Little angry buns.
Oat-rageous – Shocking oat puns.
Oat-mail – How oats communicate over the internet.
Oatzilla – Huge oat monster with many teeth.
Oat My God! – Oat exclamation of surprise.
Oat My Goodness! – Another oat exclamation of surprise.
Oat-stronaut – Oat in space.
Oat-omobile – Transport used by oats.
Oat-tomatic – Oat that does things by itself.
Quacker Oats – A ducks favorite breakfast.
Adi-oats – Mexican farmer’s saying goodbye.
Naan of your business.
No bun intended.
Are you bready for it?
You’re a-dough-rable.
You bake me happy!
Bake love not war.
Stop baking a fool of yourself.
Crumb here.
Crumb at me bro!
Get your crumby hands off my bread!
Dough you think so?
Donut worry, be happy!
North, south, yeast, west…
No pain, no grain.
Look at my grains.
It’s such a grainy day.
Live, laugh, loaf.
I loaf you!
I pancake (can’t take) my eyes off of you.
For goodness cakes…
Release the cake-n!
Oh, give me a bake!
Bake the rules.
Baking bad.
Baking news.
Hit the bakes!
My bake is against the wall.
A batch made in heaven.
Life’s batter with cake.
You bake me so happy.
Love bakes the world go round.
Ain’t got muffin on me.
I wasn’t born yeast-erday.
Don’t grain on my parade.
That’s a no-grainer.
Hold on, I’ve just had a grain-wave.
Whatcha you doughing right now?
I’m barley getting by as it is.
You oat to say you’re sorry.
Sorry… Come a grain?
An argument broke out among the different breads in a bakery. Rye bread shouted “You’re all wrong. I’m always RYE!”
I found a typo on a bag of grains. It was spelt incorrectly. (Spelt is a species of wheat)
White bread or wheat bread… tough doughcision.
Farmer work hard to grow their crops. Thats why they say – No pain, No grain.
A bunch of grains got together to protest. It quickly turned into a violent rye-ot.
A chef was known for using only short-grain rice. Some call him a rice-ist.
Grain farmers make such terrible puns that other farmers can barley take it.
Wheat won the grain talent contest because his performance was full of flourish.
Grain farmers worry so much about their crops during drought that they suffer migrains.
One farmer was angry with another – he asked ” What’s wheat you man?”
People who cut out gluten are really going against the grain.
If wheat acts bulgur, it’s the way it was bread.
The grain farmer wash know for his corny jokes.
It at first you don’t succeed, try and try agrain.
When a Jewish man wants to turn grain into beer, Hebrews it.
A farmer fell into a wheat silo. Wheat dust clouded his eyes. Everything looked grainy.
Farmers wake up way before the break of dawn. It’s in-grained in them.
Bakers like to make bread puns. They have a rye sense of humor.
When farmers tell a rye joke, you just have to grain and bear it.

Wheat Jokes

Wheat jokes are the grain-est thing since sliced bread – they really know how to rise to the occasion! Whether you’re craving a good laugh or just need something to tide you over, these jokes will definitely knead out some smiles. Picture this: a loaf of bread walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here!” It’s that kind of crumby humor that gets you every time. Wheat jokes are crisp and wholesome, perfect for buttering up a crowd or cracking up your friends. They’re grist for the mill of comedy, guaranteed to make you loaf around with laughter.

And if you think you’ve seen it all, just wait – wheat jokes are always rising to new heights of hilarity. Whether you’re dealing with a flour power outage or trying to make a pita the action, there’s no end to the grainy goodness these jokes can bring. So the next time you’re in a jam and need to spread some joy, just remember: wheat jokes are the toast of the town, and they always deliver a grain of truth wrapped in a bundle of fun!

Q: What did the bread maker say to the wheat?
A: I loaf you.

Q: Hi! What do you call a grains farmer who’s into bodybuilding?
A: Shredded Wheat

Q: What’s the most magical grain?
A: Uni-corn

Q: What do you call a stupid grain?
A: A half wheat!

Q: What does a vegetarian zombie eat?
A: Grains! Grains!

Q: Why didn’t Bono sell any wheat bread at his bakery?
A: Cuz it’s all rye, it’s all rye, it’s all rye.

Q: What did the tomato say to the wheat?
A: You go pasta, I’ll ketch-up.

Q: What do you call the Indian who works for Quaker Oats?
A: Poe Raj

Q: What do you get when you leave oatmeal in the freezer?
A: Your brrr-eakfast!

Q: What is a thief’s favorite cereal?
A: Steel oats.

Q: If you take grain to a granary, where do you take corn?
A: A coronary.

Q: What do you call a hockey player in a wheat field when it’s raining?
A: Grayne Wetzky

Q: What do you call a person unaware of whole wheat, whole grain, sourdough and rye?
A: Aloof of bread

Q: Where do grains of wheat sleep?
A: In a breadroom

Q: What did the carrot say to the wheat?
A: Lettuce rest, I’m feeling beet.

Q: Why is grain always called a drama queen?
A: Because it does everything with a flour-ish

Q: What’s an 18 year old wheat?
A: Barley legal.

Q: What kind of person would make a path through a wheat field?
A: A scythopath.

Q: What do you call a broken grain elevator?
A: An agri-vator

Q: How did the cow feel walking through a field of wheat?
A: Udderly tickled.

Q: What do you call it when someone eats too much wheat?
A: Glutenny.

I bought some Shredded wheat, but I think it’s fake advertising. It’s not even as muscular than regular wheat.
You don’t just decide to be a wheat farmer…you have to be bread for it.
Every loaf of bread is a tragic reminder of what can happen to grain if it doesn’t become whiskey.
During the annual cavemen conference.
Grog : “So I kept rubbing this rock against another rock until it became very thin and now I can cut vegetables, meat using this . I call this ‘Knife'” .
Chief Gork : “Wow , I thought no one would beat last year’s invention of using wheat flour and water to create a new food called ‘bread’ but yours is a worthy contender!”
Grog : “That’s is nothing, Chief Gork!”
Grog then places a piece of bread on the stone and takes the knife in his hand
“What I’m about to do will blow your mind ” .
I was gonna make a joke about grains but it was a little corny
I still enjoy consuming wheat products although it causes stomach cramps.
You could say that I’m a gluten for pun-ishment.
A boy was standing for hours in his father’s wheat farm.
Father : “Son, why are you wasting your time standing out here?”
Son : “Father, I am trying to win a nobel prize!”
Father : “How do you plan on doing that?”
Son : “I heard that people who won Nobel prizes were outstanding in various fields. So I’m doing the same.”
Chinese takeout: $20.00
Gas to get there: $2.50
Getting home to find they’ve forgotten one of your dishes…
Riceless
If you found a tribe of women in a giant field of wheat, would it be an Amazon grain forest?
My grandfather left me a warehouse of flour made from ancient grains.
Now I trade small bags of it for baked goods.
I get pie with a little spelt from my friends!
A blonde is in a wheat field attempting to row a small boat.
Another two blondes drive past and see her struggling.
The driver says look at that idiot! She gives smart blondes like us a bad name!
The other blonde says I know right! If only I could swim I’d go out there and kick her ass!
As a wheat farmer, I worry about having strange headaches, but my doctor said it’s just my grains.
The person who discovered wheat intolerance has died.
The family has requested NO FLOURS.
Farmer Jim goes to the mill to get his wheat ground to flour.
While waiting in line he begins to dip his hands into the sack of Farmer Bob, in front of him, taking handfuls of wheat to put into his own sack.
Farmer Bob : “Farmer Jim! What are you doing stealing my wheat!”
Farmer Jim : “Huh? What? I don’t even know what I’m doing because I’m just crazy!”
Farmer Bob “If you’re so crazy, how come you’re only putting my grain in your sack, and not putting your grain in my sack?”
Farmer Jim: “I said I was crazy, not stupid!”
I build factories where grain is ground into flour. People think my job isn’t lucrative. But this year I made one mill.

As we bring this grain-tastic journey to a close, it’s time to roll up the dough and wrap things up like a perfectly baked loaf. We’ve milked every last drop of humor from the wheat fields, chaffing away the ordinary and harvesting the best puns for your enjoyment. Who knew that something as simple as wheat could sprout so many laughs? From the crustiest of jokes to the fluffiest of wordplay, we’ve covered it all – spreading joy one pun at a time. It just goes to show that wheat is more than just a staple in your pantry; it’s a kernel of comedy gold, waiting to be sifted through and kneaded into something truly grain of a kind.

As you head out, remember to keep a few of these puns in your back pocket, ready to toast any occasion with a little wheat humor. After all, a good wheat pun is never stale—it only gets better with time. Let’s break bread and celebrate the fact that wheat puns are the real yeast we can do to grain some laughs. Until we knead again, may your days be filled with golden moments and puffy laughter!