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When you think of purple, what comes to mind? Grapes? Lavender? Barney? There aren’t many things that are purple around us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t dedicate a punny list to the pretty colour!

Also, did you know that the word “purple” traces its roots back to the ancient Phoenicians? They were the original creators of purple dye, which was so precious that it was often worth more than gold! The first purple shade of dye was called Tyrian purple. It was created from the slimy mucus that came off of Bolinusbrandaris sea snail shells! It was extremely expensive because the process of harvesting the mucus, all the way to heating the mucus in an alkaline solution was difficult with very little yield. So, if you ever feel a bit “purple” with envy, remember that it’s not just a color; it’s a historical symbol of opulence!

Now that we’re all feeling a bit regal, let’s dive into some purple puns that are sure to tickle your funny bone. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice! And how about this one: What did the purple crayon say to the drawing? “You’re looking grape today!”

So, sit back, relax, and prepare to be tickled pink (or should we say tickled purple?) as we explore the lighter side of this vibrant hue. Whether you’re a fan of eggplant or just love a good laugh, these puns will have you laughing all the way to the grapevine!

Purple Puns

Purr-ple– Every kitty’s favourite colour.
Deep Purple – Every purple’s favourite rockband.
Poor-ple – Poor people’s color.
Poo-ple – Purple poop.
Poi-ple – Purple Polynesian food.
Poi-ple – Purple Polynesian people.
Purrr-ple Haze – Every kitty’s favourite Jimi Hendrix song.
Purrr-ple Rain – Every kitty’s favourite Prince song.
Purple-xed – Confused purple.
Purples (Purpose)– The reason for which purple exists.
Purple pleaser – Someone who can’t say no to purple.
Purples-fully– To make something purple with determination and resolve.
Purple-trator–A purple criminal.
Purple-tual Motion– The motion of purple that continues forever.
Purp-oise – A group of fully purple aquatic marine mammals.
Burp-le – When you’ve had too much grape soda and your burp is purple.

Purple Related Puns

Get ready to roll with laughter in the land of purple puns! Why did the eggplant blush? Because it saw the salad dressing! And how about the grape that couldn’t stop telling jokes? It was just too vine! If you think purple is just for grapes and eggplants, think again! What do you call a purple dinosaur who loves to sing? A “Barney-que”! And let’s not forget the lavender who always wins arguments – it’s just too fragrant to ignore!

If you’re feeling a little blue, just remember: when life gives you lemons, make grape juice and leave everyone wondering how you did it! So grab your favorite purple snack, because these puns are berry good, and they’ll definitely leave you grapely tickled! Whether you’re in a jam or just enjoying some jelly, let’s celebrate the vibrant humor of purple together!

Purple (Color) Puns

Indi-go–A purple that’s departing.
Win-digo–A victorious purple.
Indie-go – Independent purple music.
Magenta Ray – A purple manta ray.
Ma-genta–A kind purple mother.
Ma-gentle–A nice, soft purple.
Ma-gentle man – Chivalrous purple.
Lie-lac–A dishonest purple.
Li-lack–A purple that’s not good enough.
Li-luck – Lucky purple.
Lye-lac – An alkali purple.
Laugh-ender–A funny shade of purple.
Love-ender–A romantic shade of purple.
Lava-nder – The hot stuff that comes out of purple volcanoes.
Laven-duh–How a shade of purple makes a sarcastic remark.
Violet Crime–The most brutal crime purple can do.
Violet (Violate)–A purple breaking rules.
Viola-t–A purple stringed instrument.
Ultra-violet – Extreme purple.
Mauv-ies–Purple movies.
Mauve-ember–The 11th month in a purple calender.
I like to mauve it, mauve it.
Smile mauve, worry less.
I got mauves!
Don’t make a mountain out of a mauve-hill.
I lav(ender) you.
Live, lav, love.
Nothing is im-purp-sible!
Find the right purple (people) to be with.

Purple Fruit And Vegetable Puns

Aww-bergine–An adorable eggplant.
Auber-genes –What makes all aubergines purple.
Auber-jeans –Purple denim for eggplants.
Auber-genius – The smartest purple vegetable.
Auber-gin – A purple veggie drink.
Fig Bang theory–What purple fruits think was the beginning of the universe.
Fig-ment–Colours for fruits.
Fig-ment – Purple imaginations.
Fanta-stic–Extraordinary purple soda!
Fanta-stick–A frozen bar of grape soda.
Fanta-sy–Dreams of purple soda.
Fanta-sea–Imagine a sea of grape soda.
Fanta-bulous–Excellent grape soda.
Fanta Claus–A purple man who gives grape soda to kids on Christmas.
Fanta-stic Beasts–Every little grape’s magical movie series.
Alexander the Grape – one of the greatest grape conquerors in olden times.
The Grape Pretender – Every purple fruit’s favourite song by The Platters.
The Grape Gatsby – Every purple fruit’s favourite F.Scott Fitzgerald story.
The Grapest Showman – Every purple fruit’s favourite musical movie.
The Grape Wall of China – Every purple fruit’s favourite historical landmark.
Grape Escape – Little fruits running out of prison.
Grape Expectations – Charles Dickens’ novel about grapes.
Grape Scott – Popular grape expression when surprised.
Grape Wall of China – Lesser know wall in China made of grapes.
Alexander the Grape – Lesser know ancient King who loved purple fruit.
Grapes of Rap – American novel written by an unknown rapper.
Disinte-grape – Grapes breaking up into grape-zillion pieces.
The Grape Beyond – When grapes get squished and end up in a bottle.
The Grape Divide – After an earthquake separates a vineyard.
The Grape Outdoors – Where grapes are grown.
You can achieve grapeness.
Grape minds think alike.
I’m very grapeful for your help.
Stop graping (griping) about everything.
I heard it through the grapevine.
Stop being such sour grapes.
That sound grapes (grates) my ears.
Use a cheese graper (grater).
You’re grapable (capable) of great things.
Not all heroes wear grapes.
Getting’ figgy with it.
Don’t worry, we’ll fig-ure it out.
I’m raisin against the clock.
Raisin the roof.
Give me a raisin to live.
Everything happens for a raisin.
Stop being so un-raisin-able.
Figgin’ lit!
Don’t fig-get to love yourself.
No fig deal, you go this!
Berry good!
I like to berry my feelings inside.
Iris-k it all for you, babe.
You’re plum in a million.

Purple Jokes

This is the whimsical world of purple jokes, where the laughs are as vibrant as the color itself! Why did the plum join the gym? Because it wanted to get a little pulp on its muscles! And have you heard about the purple potato that won the lottery? It was feeling mash-terful that day!

What do you call a purple cow that tells fortunes? A moo-dician! And how did the eggplant get a promotion at work? It always knew how to egg-spress itself! If you ever feel blue, just remember the wise words of the grape who wanted to be a comedian: Life is grape, so let’s raisin the roof!

These purple jokes are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and brighten your day, whether you’re a fan of grapes, plums, or anything in between. So, gather your friends, and get ready for a berry good time filled with laughter and fruity puns, because when it comes to humor, it’s always better to be a little purple!

Q: What did Yoda say when he saw a sea-sick Popeye?
A: Purple, that sailorman.

Q: What is purple and wines when it’s squished?
A: A bunch of grapes!

Q: What do you call a male cow wearing a pink shirt, orange shorts, and a purple backpack?
A: A-dora-bull.

Q: What’s purple and doesn’t fit anymore?
A: A dead epileptic.

Q: Did y’all hear about the purple stegosaurus?
A: He stuck out like a dinosaur thumb!

Q: What’s purple, orange and yellow and has wheels?
A: A dolphin. I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!!

I was forced to swallow purple food color. I feel violeted.
My grandfather was telling me about his Purple Heart. I told him he should really see a doctor.
I was diagnosed with color blindness the other day. It really came out of the purple.
My cousin sells early Deep Purple records for a living. He’s a Hush dealer.
I’m color blind and the other day I thought I could actually detect purple, but it was just a pigment of my imagination.
The X Men used to wear purple but then they stopped. The days of fuchsia passed.
I bought purple Jell-O mix and now I feel like a superhero. With grape powder comes great responsibility.
A ship carrying red paint collided with another one carrying purple paint. Both crews are said to be marooned.
A Crayola truck just got robbed for profit. We’re currently searching for the purple traders.
A color blind person is feeling down. He’s feeling a little purple.
I hate the color purple. I hate it more than red and blue combined.
Never trust a website with purple terms and conditions..They clearly violet your privacy.
I have a dream of opening a business that sells purple pitted fruit as well as offering home water service repair. I’ll call it Plum and Plumber.
I never knew my grandfather but I just learned he had a purple heart. It’s terrible what alcoholism does to your organs.
I did a google search for Alzheimer’s…But for some reason all the links were already purple.
Weathermen in my area are warning of purple rain this afternoon. And later on in the evening it looks like there will be some violet storms moving in.
This morning my wife walked in and started hitting me with a bouquet of purple flowers… She woke up and chose violets.
I had this weird dream that I was swimming in a fizzy purple drink…When I woke up in my bed, I have to admit, I was a little disappointed that it was only a Fanta-sy.
Humans are like grapes. Grapes are green or purple, and a human has colors too. A grape is picked, and eaten by a human. Then we die of old age. I’m not good with metaphors.
While playing blackjack at my local casino, the pit boss came up to me and asked what the count was.I replied “he’s a purple Muppet with pointy teeth, but that’s not important right now.”
In ancient Rome, there was no letter U, so they used a V instead, making Barney a LOVABLE PVRPLE DINOSAVR.Now eliminate all the letters that are not Roman numerals. We are left with LVL VL DIV.
Next, let’s refresh your brain. I=1, V=5, L=50, D=500.
When we add it all up, we get 50+5+50+5+50+500+1+5=666.

And there you have it. Mathematical proof that Barney the Dinosaur is Satan.
There’s a break in the canopy above them, so there are dozens of birds congregated to soak up the sunlight. The scientist is eagerly taking notes and muttering to himself, “28…29…30… there’s 31 distinct species all in this one clearing! It’s amazing!”
The birdwatcher tells him, “No, they’re all the same species, some of them just look a little funny.”

That’s preposterous! Every one of those birds has a distinct coloration—some are blue or purple or green, for God’s sake—you’re telling me those are ALL varieties of sparrow or something?”

“No, not sparrows, they’re robins. I guarantee it.”

They argued back and forth like this for several minutes until the scientist decides to carefully move closer to the birds to get a better look and prove the birdwatcher wrong. He moves slowly to keep from scaring the birds away, and is shocked when he gets right to the edge of the sunlit clearing. Despite their differences, each bird has a red belly and the head and beak shape of a common robin. He returns to the birdwatcher, dumbfounded, and asks, “How could you have possibly known that?”

“It’s easy,” he says. “Basking robins come in 31 flavors.”

As we conclude our delightful dive into purple puns and jokes, let’s remember that laughter is the most colorful way to brighten our day! Whether you’re chuckling at a grape’s clever quips or shaking your head at an eggplant’s antics, these jokes are sure to bring smiles.

So, what’s the secret to happiness? Just like a ripe berry, it’s about being sweet and a little juicy! Why did the purple carrot break up with its partner? It couldn’t handle the root of their problems! And what did the purple onion say to its friend? You make me cry… with laughter!

As you venture forth, take these puns with you and sprinkle a little joy wherever you go. Remember, life is too short to take seriously, so let your laughter ring out like a funky grapevine! Here’s to keeping things vibrant and funny – stay pun-derful, my friends because life is purpley grape!!