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How ya doin’, little puddin’? A very recent article by The Guardian suggested that pudding as a dessert option was slowly going extinct in restaurants, and we can’t let that happen! So we’re here with a list of pudding puns and jokes to hopefully save it from disappearing.

But before we save the puddings, we need to fuel up with some sweet fun facts! The word “pudding” comes from the French word “boudin”, which is a small sausage. “Puddings” were originally savoury meats – like the British blood puddings in their full English breakfasts.

In the wonderful world of pudding puns, things are bound to get a little sugar-coated! Pudding, the dessert that jiggles with joy, has long been a favorite for satisfying sweet cravings and serving up some serious laughs. From creamy vanilla to rich chocolate, this soft and spoonable treat is the perfect pun partner, ready to make you chuckle with every bite.

So, prepare for some pudding puns that will stir up some laughter, whisk you away from the ordinary, and maybe even make you feel a little custardy (get it?). It’s time to mix up some humor and see what rises to the top. After all, when life gives you pudding, the best thing you can do is spoon out pudding-licious puns and jokes!

Pudding Puns

Pud-die – If you made a hoodie with pudding.
Pud-dle – A sweet cakey dog.
Pud-ding! – A pudding with a bell in it.
Pudgie – When your pet budgie has had too much chocolate pudding.
Poot-ding – When your pudding is a bit gassy.
Pud Putt – Minigolf for little puddings.
Pud Missile – Explosive pudding for sweet, sweet revenge.
Pudd Apatow – Every pudding’s favourite actor.
Pudd Bear – What Winnie the Pooh would’ve been called if he liked chocolate pudding instead of honey.
Paul Pudd – Every pudding’s favourite Ant-Man actor.
Pudding-ton Bear – Paddington’s sweet pudding friend!
Spud-ding – Potato pudding!
Nice Pudding – Rice pudding that’s polite and kind.
Rise Pudding – Pudding that doubles in size!
Mice Pudding – Every cat’s favourite dessert.
Dice Pudding – Pudding you throw on boardgames.
Lice Pudding – The itchiest kind of pudding.
Boo-nana Pudding – A ghost’s favourite pudding.
Bear-nana Pudding – Grizzly’s guilty pleasure.
Bundt-nana Pudding – Banana pudding on a Bundt cake.
Burn-ana Pudding – Very, very hot banana pudding.
Blud Pudding – The only sausage thet Crips hate.
Flood Pudding – The wettest breakfast sausage ever.
Yorkshire Pudding – If you baked A Yorkshire Terrier into a pudding.
Lou-boudin – Luxury sausages from Christian Louboutin.
Thanks for pudding up with me.
We’re best puds!
Are we gonnapud’ up the Christmas decorations?
I’m pudding the pieces together.
You’re just too pud’ to be true, I can’t cake my eyes off of you…
Figgin’ lit!
I fig-ured you liked pudding.
You scared the Christmas cake so much it pudding its pants.
“I tawt I taw a pudding tat,” Tweety Bird.

Pudding Related Puns

Pudding puns are the whisk we need to take to keep life sweet! Whether you’re a fan of chocolate or vanilla, these puns rise to the occasion and keep you well-mixed with laughter. Why did the pudding go to therapy? It had too many layers to deal with! When it comes to baking up humor, pudding is the cream of the crop. You could say, it’s batter than most desserts – especially when it’s served with a side of puns that are eggs-actly what you knead. Want to know the secret to a great pudding pun? It’s all about keeping it light and fluffy while making sure you don’t get too whipped up in the details. So, grab a spoon and dig into these puns before they set! Just remember, once you start, it’s hard to stop – you might end up in a real sticky situation!

Crème Brulee and Flan Puns

Crime Brulee – A fancy way to say: Arson.
Cram Brulee – When you fit as mch creme brulee as you can into your mouth.
Cran-brulee – Cranberry creme brulee pudding.
Car-amel – Automobiles for puddings.
Caramel – Puddings with humps and four legs.
The Brothers Caramelzov – Every pudding’s favourite novel by Dostoevsky.
Flan-nels – A pudding’s favourite chequered shirt to keep warm.
Flan B – When Flan A doesn’t work out.
Flan-kenstein – The doctor that made a pudding monster.
Flan-mable – Puddings that can catch on fire.
Flan-menco – A spanish dance of the puddings.
Flan-cy – Fancy pudding!
Flan-cing (Fencing) – A sport where you have to touch your opponent’s pudding with your sword.
Flance, Flance – Every pudding’s favourite Fall Out Boy song.
You’re the flan for me.
You’re flan-tastic!
I’m your biggest flan.
You’re so sweet!
You’re such a treat!
Sweet dreams.
What’s up, sugar?

Custard Puns

Cuss-tard – Very rude custard!
Cus-tard – When you mix yellow mustard with yellow custard!
Cus-tart – Pure custard in a tart shell.
Custardy – When you’re under arrest for Crime Brulee.
Dis-custard – How people who don’t like custard feel when they taste it.
Encustard (Encrusted) – When something’s covered in clumpy custard.
Colonel Custard – Every pudding’s favourite Cluedo character.
Custard-blanca (Casablanca) – Every pudding’s favourite Moroccan city.
Trifle Tower – A 300m tall structure of custard and jelly.
Cream (1966) – Every pudding’s favourite rockband.
Cream Engine – Locomotives powered entirely by dairy-energy.
Cream-ated – How puddings want their bodies to be treated after they die.
If at first you don’t succeed, trifle and trifle again.
Requiem For A Cream.
A Midsummer Night’s Cream.
Nothing’s too cream-possible if you put your mind to it.
You are cream-portant to me.

Pudding Jokes

Pudding jokes are the smoothest way to stir up some laughter! You never know when a bowl of pudding will turn into a full-blown comedy routine. What did the pudding say when it got into an argument? “Don’t dessert me like this!” These jokes may seem custardy, but they’re really just sweet humor waiting to set the mood. And let’s face it, pudding is always ready to spoon out some fun, whether it’s cracking you up with a vanilla twist or slipping in a sneaky chocolate punchline. Did you hear about the pudding that started a band? It had a pretty good jam session! So, next time you’re enjoying that silky, sweet treat, remember – pudding is more than just a dessert; it’s a comedian in a cup! Prepare for a whisk of humor, because these pudding jokes are sure to keep you mixed up with giggles!

Q: How do you make blood pudding?
A: From scratch.

Q: Which is a French cat’s favourite pudding?
A: Chocolate mousse.

Q: Why don’t vegans ever get to eat any pudding?
A: If they don’t eat their meat, they can’t have their pudding.

Q: Why are puddings very careful?
A: They don’t like taking whisks.

Q: What does a camel do on pudding?
A: Walks through the dessert.

Q: How do you make a savoury pudding for a lawyer?
A: Use a lot of sue-it.

Q: Which is the left side of a pudding?
A: The side that’s not eaten!

Q: Why did the superconductor eat all the pudding?
A: It just couldn’t resist!

Q: What’s the best thing to put into a Christmas Pudding?
A: Your teeth, duh!

Q: When are plum puddings musical?
A: When it’s piping hot.

Q: Which dessert can you use to wrap presents?
A: Sticky tape pudding.

Q: Why did the gelatine hate the pudding?
A: He was just jell-os.

I was born a Yorkshire pudding. But I was made in the royal gravy.
I bought a Raspberry Bomb pudding for Christmas. It’s close to the expiry date so I better eat it before it goes off.
If Jake has 50 chocolate pudding cups, and eats 25, what does he have? Diabetes. Jake has diabetes…
I went to the liquor store to look for eggnog vodka or figgy pudding bourbon …But I guess there’s just no Christmas spirits anymore.
I was born an individual person, I identify as an individual person, but according to Sainsbury’s Deluxe Sticky Toffee Pudding, I’m a family of four.
I think my dessert was starting to spoil. The flavour was really off-pudding.
I like lots of different foods, like ramen, oatmeal, pudding, rice…just for instants.
I’ve started calling my girlfriend names like Custard, Ice cream, Pudding, Chocolate cake, or Apple pie; I’m planning to desert her.
Last year’s Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean, that’s probably why the ocean’s full of currants!
My mom won’t give me a snack pack unless I finish dinner. She’s pudding me through hell.
A man was murdered in a Black Pudding factory…They drowned him in cold blood.
If you had to choose between having a love life, or a lifetime supply of pudding:
How much chocolate pudding would you eat that first day?
First soldier: Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?
Second soldier: No way, Jose!
First soldier: Why ever not?
Second soldier: It’s against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!
Dad: What are you doing?
Son: Getting a bowl of Banana Pudding.
Dad: OH, I’m allergic to Banana Pudding.
Son: What do you mean you’re allergic?
Dad: I can’t eat just one bowl.
A man is seen by his friend eating spoonfuls out of a mayonnaise jar.
Friend: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? That’s gross!
Man: This? Mmmm, so good and creamy!
Friend: How could you possibly eat mayo like that? I’m getting a little sick.

His friend runs off to throw up. Another friend who was watching the exchange was curious.

The other friend: Really, how do you eat mayo like that?
Man: Oh it’s not mayo, it’s vanilla pudding. I just like people to think I can handle copious amounts of mayonnaise to assert my dominance.
After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker’s boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked, “If you had 4 pudding cups and I asked for one, how many would you have left?” Quickly he replied, “If it was you who asked, I’d still have 4 pudding cups.”
A man is murdered in a dessert factory. The defendant is clearly guilty, but the investigators struggle to find the murder weapon to properly incriminate him. Where could it possibly have been hidden? The lead investigator is at a loss, when one day he suddenly jumps from his desk as it comes to him. The proof is in the pudding!
There was this guy who was walking down the street with a plate of Christmas pudding on his head, otherwise acting quite normally, and he seemed oblivious to the looks of passers-by. Finally, a man stops him and says “Er … do you know you have a plate of Christmas pudding on your head?” The first guy says “Of course. I always wear a Christmas Pudding on my head on Wednesdays.”
“But it’s only Tuesday” says the man. The guy looks mortified. “Oh, my God! I feel like such an idiot!”
Pudding and Yesterday had gotten into some real mischief and their mother laid into them, screaming and swearing she eventually sent them to their room.
After an hour Pudding says that he needs to poo really badly, but he is afraid to go downstairs, or their mother might start screaming again. Yesterday suggests he quickly goes out the window. So, he hangs his butt out and lets a big one drop. Just at that moment, a cop walks under their window and well… it ain’t pretty.

Incensed, the cop bangs on the door until the mother opens and tells her that someone had just pooped on him! “Was it Pudding?” she asked “No! it was Poop!” he said, “Was it Yesterday?” She asks, “No it was today!” And she shakes her head and says, “Well then it wasn’t my children.”
The jockey was riding the favourite at a race meeting and was well ahead of the field. His horse rounded the final corner, when suddenly the jockey was hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages. He managed to keep control of his mount and pulled back into the lead, only to be struck by a box of Christmas crackers and a dozen mince pies as he went over the last fence.
With great skill he managed to steer the horse to the front of the field once more when, on the run in, he was struck on the head by a bottle of sherry and a Christmas pudding. Thus distracted, he succeeded in coming only second. He immediately went to the race stewards to complain that he had been seriously hampered.
A troop of French Foreign Legionaries were marching through the desert. They had been marching for days, their water supply had run out, and they were on the brink of collapse. And then suddenly, as they staggered over the crest of a large sand dune, they came upon a sight that brought relief to them all: a marketplace, spread out over the desert. Rows of colourful stalls, with their banners flapping in the breeze.
The legionaries were delighted. Filled with an extra surge of energy, they ran down the dune to the market. Arriving at the first stall, the begged the stallholder for water. “I’m sorry,” says the stallholder, “all I have are these delicious puddings made from jelly and sponge and with a cream topping sprinkled with hundreds and thousands.”

Not to be deterred, the troops move on to the next stall, pleading for water. “Sorry, but I only have these bowls of pudding, made from jelly and sponge,” says the man behind the counter.

The legionaries move on, but as they look down the rows of stalls, they can see that every single stall is selling exactly the same thing, and as they move along, asking for water, they get the same response every time.

Finally, one of the stallholders takes pity on them, and tells them about an oasis not far away, so they leave the market, and head for the oasis.

As they’re leaving, one of the legionaries turns to his partner, and says: “Hmmm. That was a trifle bazaar.”

As we wrap up this sweet journey through pudding puns and jokes, it’s clear that pudding isn’t just a dessert – it’s a comedy act waiting to happen! Whether you’re whisking up laughs or spooning out the punchlines, pudding never fails to deliver some creamy humor. Just remember, the next time you dig into a bowl of sticky-licious pudding, you’re not just satisfying your sweet tooth – you’re mixing up some serious fun. So, let’s stick a spoon in it and call it a day, because these pudding puns are truly the icing on the dessert pun and joke cake!