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People love windy days. Windy days are kite-flying days. They’re long walks in the park with friends and family. They’re cozy sit downs by the window with your loved one, looking out at the leaves blowing and just having a nice chat. They’re running helter skelter as the rain starts to pour. Wind is the theme of many a song. It’s also an unpredictable force that destroys or a harnessed power that helps mankind.

Some fun facts about the wind (excerpts from http://justfunfacts.com):

Wind is caused by differences in the atmospheric pressure. When a difference in atmospheric pressure exists, air moves from the higher to the lower pressure area, resulting in winds of various speeds.
The most extreme tornadoes can attain wind speeds of more than 480 km/h (300 mph), are more than 3 km (2 mi) in diameter, and stay on the ground for more than 100 km (60 mi).
Wind has the power to move particles of earth—usually dust or sand—in great quantities, and over far distances. Dust from the Sahara crosses the Atlantic to create hazy sunsets in the Caribbean.
The strongest winds in the solar system, however, belong to its outermost planet, Neptune. Neptunian winds whip at speeds up to 2,100 km/h (1,300 mph).

We’re about to visit the world of wind puns, where the puns and jokes just blow you away! If you’re a fan of humor that’s a breeze to understand, then you’re in for a gust of laughter. We’re here to air out some of the funniest, windiest puns that’ll have you spinning like a tornado of giggles. Don’t worry, we’re not full of hot air—these puns are gale force and ready to lift your spirits.

Whether you’re in a whirl over wordplay or just love a good gust of laughter, you’ll find our jokes to be a breezy break from the ordinary. So sit back, relax, and let these wind puns blow your mind – just be careful not to get carried away! Get ready to breathe in the fun because we’re about to breeze through a whirlwind of windy wordplay that’ll blow you away!

Wind Puns

Windows – Wind powered computer operating system.
Windbreaker – Red Indian warrior who farts a lot.
Windreaker – Jacket that farts.
Winds-day – Wind’s favorite day of the week.
Un-wind – Stillness
Tailwind – Fart
Fart-ther – Dad who farts a lot.
Crosswind – Angry breeze
As the tornado ripped across the land, people were asking “Wind will it stop?”
I made a pun about the wind.It kinda blows
I wrote a report about the benefits of wind energy. It was a breeze.
I wrote a report about the wind… but it’s only a draft.
I purchased a set of wind chimes.It’s a pretty sound investment.
My favorite allergy song is Blowin’ in the Wind…by Peter Pollen Mary.
Wind is air in a hurry.

Wind Related Puns

Wind puns are a real blast, offering endless opportunities to play with words and stir up some laughter. Whether you’re fanning the flames of creativity or just trying to blow off some steam, wind-related puns are perfect for any occasion. They can be as gusty as a storm or as subtle as a gentle zephyr, always ready to whisk you away into a whirlwind of humor. It’s a breezy topic with plenty of twists and turns, sure to leave you blown away by the clever wordplay. From sailing through a sea of puns to whistling up a storm of chuckles, wind puns have a way of carrying conversations to new heights. Whether you’re caught in the draft of a punny conversation or trying to gale everyone with your humor, these jokes are sure to lift your spirits. Just remember, when it comes to wind puns, there’s no such thing as too much breeze – so feel free to let your imagination soar and let the puns take flight!

Fa Ting – Chinese guy who farts a lot.
FeBreeze – Iron in the wind.
Air conditioning – How wind stays fit and healthy.
Half-farted – Fart without the enthusiasm.
Private tutor – Teacher who doesn’t fart in public.
Gone with the wind – A cow in a tornado’s path.
Tornadon’t – A tornado that doesn’t touch down.
Tornadoes – A herd of female deer sucked up a tornado.
Kale-force Winds – Strong farts after eating loads of veggie and fibre.
Cardi-gone – Sweater blow away by the wind.
Air-ror – Problem with the wind.
When windmills get together, they just love to shoot the breeze.
Father windmill reminded Junior Windmill “One good turn deserves another!”
The wind doesn’t bother skeletons because it goes right through them.
A cow was swept up by a tornado. It was an udder disaster.
Stop blowing hot air. Get the fog outta here, no one’s gonna mist you.
Wind turbines are so popular these days. You could say they have a huge fan base.
Wind – it’s natures biggest fan.
Trying to talk to one another in fierce wind gust causes a lot of mist communication.

Wind Jokes

Wind jokes are a real breeze – they always seem to blow in at just the right moment to lighten the mood. If you’ve ever found yourself caught in the middle of a conversation and needed a quick way to clear the air, a wind joke is the perfect draft pick. These jokes can whoosh you right into a fit of laughter, leaving you gasping for more. Whether it’s a joke about a windmill getting tired of people talking behind its blades or the wind itself just wanting to unwind, these jokes really know how to gale up a good time. They’re perfect for any situation where you want to breeze past awkwardness and get people laughing. It’s like nature’s way of blowing off steam – except you’re the one doing the blowing! And if you ever need to fan the flames of a dull conversation, just toss in a wind joke and watch it gust into full-blown hilarity. So don’t be shy – let those wind jokes whip up some laughter and propel your sense of humor to new heights!

Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!

Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D

Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!

Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone

Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.

Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!

Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!

Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!

Q: Why did the turbine blush?
A: Because it broke wind!

Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.

Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister

Q: When does soil get rich?
A: When Mother Nature sends rain.

Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!

Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel

Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.

Q: Where does the wind go on vacation?
A: The Windy City (Chicago)

Q:Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there.

Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft

Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.

Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.

Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.

Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!

Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply

Q; Why is it so windy in swing states?
A: Because blue states suck, and red states blow.

Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.

Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.

Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd

Q: Why did the cloud cross the road?
A: Wind

Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.

Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.

Q: Why is Wyoming so windy?
A. Because Idaho blows and Nebraska sucks.

Q: Why do tornadoes more erratically?
A: They can only see through one eye.

Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal

Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft

Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Superman farted so hard, he broke wind.
I must have done something to piss off the wind – it’s constantly going against me.
Did you hear about the crow that got cut in half by a wind turbine? Ow!
Strong winds blew the percussionist’s instruments off the stage. It was Gong With The Wind.
A freak tornado destroyed a cheese factory. Nothing but de Brie was left in the whey.
When Uranus blows, you could say the wind is broken.
Librarians are like the wind – they keep going sssshhhhhh!
Everybody’s into this wind energy craze but I think it will all just blow over.
A man suffocated to death because his fart was toxic. He was Gone With The Wind.
Don’t try to fart against the wind. It might end up a burp.
Did you hear about the paper boy? He blew away.
Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas.
A duck flew into the airplane’s windshield and quacked it.
Everything can be reduced to a fart joke … Even physics.
Wind is a Force. That’s why when Jedi Knights fart, they’re using the Force.
I have a wind-powered car. I have to blow into an ignition interlock device to start my car.
I’ve noticed that cars without license plates go VERY fast. That thing must have some heavy wind resistance.
Grandpa stood in front of the tornado to get the best view. He was blown away!
Wise aviation quote :
It’s better to break ground and head into the wind.
Than to break wind and head into the ground.
We are the sand. The wind will blow us. The ocean will beat us. Life is a beach.
A dust devil was bragging to another dust devil ” I’m not just blowing a lot of hot air! “
Microsoft once tried to enter the breakfast cereal business, but people got confused. They called their cereal Wind-Os.
I threw a hazard road sign into a tornado. You could say I threw caution to the wind.
I thought the wind had settled down so I could go for a walk. Then a crow flew past my window. Backwards.
How is the Middle East not leading the world in wind energy…they have almost one turban per person.
Roger Waters nearly joined Earth, Wind & Fire. Earth & Wind were pleased but Fire was a bit put out.
Avoid dating tornado chasers. They’re always passing wind.
An old couple were in church the other morning.
Old lady : “I’ve just farted silently, what will I do? “
Old man : “First thing is get new batteries for your hearing aid .”
We went for a hike, despite the strong winds.
Despite the strong head winds, we battled against the weather quite well.
Then it happened, from nowhere came down the sandwiches, sausage rolls, scotch eggs quiche and Vol-au-vent.
You could say we were being buffetted by the wind.
Two tornadoes met. They reminisced about the good times. “Let’s twist again, like we did last summer. “
A blind man couldn’t remember why he should not pee into the wind.
So he did it again. Then he said ” Ahh… it’a all coming back to me now”.
A powerful tornado tore through town last night. So far, eight bodies have been recovered but it only damaged the local graveyard.
(ewwww)
I can’t seem to break wind like I used to… In fact, the last few were very half-farted.
Dropped $10 and the wind caught it, I had to chase it down the road. I never caught it but I had a good run for my money.
Man with a flatulence problem goes for confession. “Forgive me Father, for I have wind”.
Two flies are sat on dog poo. One of them breaks wind, and the other says….
Do you mind! I’m eating!
A woman goes to dump her dads ashes in the ocean to fulfill his wishes.
When she tries to pour the ashes into the ocean, the wind blows the ash back into her eyes.
She hears her dad say “Whats wrong, you can’t sea?”
Big Moron and Little Moron were standing on the edge of a roof.
Suddenly a gust of wind came and the Big Moron fell off, but the Little Moron didn’t.
He was a little more on.
Driving through the peak of a blizzard with my dad, he got out of the car and put two frozen snakes on the windshield.
I asked him why he did that and he said “what’s wrong son,
Never heard of wind chilled vipers?”
I learned how to control the weather.
Whenever the wind does something I want it to do, I reward it.
Whenever it does something I don’t want it to do I punish it.
Eventually the wind learns to do what I want it to do.
I call it “air conditioning”.
Two dudes are peeing from a bridge over a river
Dude 1 : “That wind is a tad chilly”
Dude 2 : “Yeah the water too”
We know that everything on earth falls at the same rate of acceleration, 32 feet per second.
The difference comes down to mass and wind resistance, as shown by a flat piece of paper and one balled up.
This means that the determining factor in your total descent is how much wind you break!
An old lady visits her doctor for her bout of farting.
Doctor, please help me? I pass wind all the time.
They don’t smell, and don’t make a sound, but I’ve farted three times already since coming in here.
The Doctor prescribes some tablets and asks the lady to return in a week.
Doctor, help! My farts have gotten worse! They still don’t make a sound but now they stink, it’s disgusting!
The Doctor replies, Good, we’ve cured your sinuses, now let’s work on your hearing.
A man asked the Doctor what he could give him for excessive wind. The doctor gave him a kite.
Wife: “That wind outside is intense.”
Me: “No, it’s outside.”
During a fight, the bad boxer swiped the air furiously, but couldn’t ever hit his opponent once.
“How am I doing?” he asked his coach at the end of the first round.
“Well, if you keep this up,” replied the coach, “he might feel the wind and catch a cold.”
Jimmy is making faces at the other kids in class.
After seeing Jimmy make faces, Ms Jane tells him off.
Smiling sweetly, Ms Jane said, “When I was young, I was told if that I made ugly faces, I would stay like that when the wind changes.”
Jimmy looked at Ms Jane and said, “Well, Ms Jane , you can’t say you weren’t warned.”
Three old ladies who were hard of hearing are sitting on a windy park bench.
First old lady : “gosh, it’s windy today”.
Second old lady : “no, it’s Thursday”.
Third old lady : “so am I. Let’s get a drink”.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it’s going to rain tonight

As we reach the tailwind of our journey through the world of wind puns and jokes, it’s time to let these gusts of humor blow us home. We’ve breezed through a cyclone of wordplay, whirling around puns that could sweep anyone off their feet. From gusty jokes that left us in stitches to breezy quips that tickled our funny bones, it’s clear that wind-related humor is a force to be reckoned with.

But now, it’s time to calm the storm and let these puns settle like a gentle zephyr. If nothing else, we’ve learned that wind puns and jokes are always ready to blow in with a laugh, no matter how overblown they might seem. So, as we sail away from this pun-filled adventure, remember to keep these jokes in your back pocket – because when life gets too stale, a well-timed wind pun can always breeze in and refresh the day.

Until we meet again in another whirlwind of wordplay, let these puns drift through your mind and keep your spirits aloft! Fly Fly!